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“For tobacco use ONLY”

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everyone: *talking about the world ending*
me, bong still in hand: yall look at the clouds, that shit look fluffy as hell

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@TRUMP_ARMY_ As someone who grew up in Florida I am extremely surprised it was not Florida

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@raphousetv7 Aye man this aint what the rappers meant when they said they from the jungle

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@BGatesIsaPyscho

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@RadioGenoa Violence and Molotov’s are returning to ireland, nature is healing

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@Incmpltemission Bros homie sitting there like “damn third one this week”

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Car seat be comfy af when i get off work about to fall asleep

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Card declined at therapy and her voice notes from sophomore year started playing over the speakers

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@sportsfreak781 @escapes_death Ever seen a chicken lose its head? Im thinkin its similar

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@DesertedPicx What is it? Old experiment lab?

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@CollinRugg Already been pointed out but you dont hold onto a gun after you shoot your self in the head. Let alone still got your finger in the trigger guard

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Airdropping zip file bombs to my supervisors cause im bored

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@dph_88 @fopminui @Morbidful Wait til you hear about pig farms

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@Dexerto Mario and Gardevoir are on their, what the fuck

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I wonder how many microplastics ive ripped through a bong

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Imma do a tren cycle next time my eczema wants to fuck around

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The sexual tension between my front bumper and that big ass tree on my drive home is wild

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Prove the haters right, give up on your dreams.

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@clownworld Lemme clean that chain for ya big man

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@crackcobain__ Learned that from watching Monsters Inside Me

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@therainvvs @DailyLoud Not a single mf jumped on his ass put him in a chokehold or anything