Pavel Chekov

Proud Nawigater.

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Humming Ruzzia's national anthem. Zulu in rezponze zstarted humming Born In Ze UZA. FML

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Going to planet vhere zweet tea iz a delicacy. Doktor McCoy iz pleazed. I howewer am apparently allergic. FML

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Caught a cold. Caught a cold and we ztill don't hawe a cure for zis in zis century. FML.

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Uhura vas straightening my hair and burned my forhead wiz zee straightner. Now it hurts vhen I mowe my eyebrows.. FML

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Rozes are red. Woilets are blue. I'm on duty on Walentines Day, at least Sulu iz too.

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Fell azleep. Woke up to discover zat ze landing party already left without me. Did I mention zey were going to a Ruzzia like planet? FML.

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Oprah has a half-sister, and I have a brother named Piotr. #Peoplethatcountasrelatives.

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Attempt to explain way to zave zhip. Get azked my age. FML.

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Heppy New Years Eweryone! May et be much better zen lazt year in ewery way! Maybe I vill be lolchekov zis year. Zulu zays zats dumb. FML.

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Merry Christmas eweryone! Vell, it vould be if zis vas not my present from ze captain: http://www.winkingneedle.com/items/pikachu.jpeg FML

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Not before Zulu noticed. FML.

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I forgot Ztarfleet Uniforms don't have pantz pocketz. Accidently ztuck my hand in ze back of my pantz. Figured it out pretty quickly.

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Zomeone zaid ze Keptain might get a twitter. Vhy am I zuddenly zo nervous? FML

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Vas making Borscht, forgot to take in conzideration ze fact zat we were orbiting a zun. Burnt it. Wery zad now. FML.

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243 yearz ago Don't azk don't tell vas repealed in America today. It vaz a funfact zat vas in The Enterprise News Bulletin Rand puts out.

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a man could make. FML

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Saw a scary movie with Sulu. Went back to quarterz and ze Keptain waz waiting in my clozet to scare me. He zaid I made noises he didn't know

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Requested Starfleet give me a new authorization code. Now it'z Sewen-Sewen-Wictor-Two-Sewen. Really? FML.

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Took a quiz today to get my 'Time Lord name'. I would be 'the Nawigator.' FML.

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And for trying zere is now a mark on my personal record. FML.