Crazy Kage

Extraordinarily ordinary. Lunatic Fringe. Balor Club. Player of DnD. Part of the Optimistic Empire.

[Crazy Kage @fmocelot]

Today, I am thankful for the return of @HeymanHustle to #Smackdown !! I was in the crowd that day. Seeing my #OTC @WWERomanReigns and the long awaited return of his Wiseman made for a most wonderful birthday present! Thank you @WWE

[Crazy Kage @fmocelot]

One of my pics from @WWE #Smackdown on 22-Nov-24 you best believe I was singing the song of @CodyRhodes #AmericanNightmare #Pic

[Crazy Kage @fmocelot]

Went to #SmackDown last night. I lost my shit when @HeymanHustle said “Ladies and gentlemen…” welcome back Wiseman! @WWERomanReigns #HolyShit #surprise #mybirthdaypresent

[Crazy Kage @fmocelot]

@WWERomanReigns No chance I can afford #WrestleMania tickets but I’ve got tickets for #SmackDown when it comes to my hometown of Salt Lake City! Looking forward to seeing my Tribal Chief! #AcknowledgeHim ☝🏻

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Got chills seeing @WWERomanReigns come back last night at #SummerSlam ! Watched the clip again on YouTube while I was at work today, and I still got chills. So nice to see the #OriginalTribalChief come back! #OTC

[WWE @WWE]

ROMAN REIGNS IS BACK!

#SummerSlam

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I was proud to be able to acknowledge the Tribal Chief @WWERomanReigns tonight in #SaltLakeCity @WWE #Smackdown

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So either @MarkHamill or his stunt double just left my convenience store. Fitting, as I was listening to a @starwars audiobook.

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@mikethemiz @NBAAllStar @NBA Miz is at the all star game? In Salt Lake City? My hometown? Dude! Dinner on me because you’re #awesome #miz

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@MonsterEnergy I am the hype!

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Binge watching #Terminator movies lately. I wonder if @Schwarzenegger would ever be up for doing one more…

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@POTUS Well that’s neat. Maybe you can also send me an autographed picture?

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@mikethemiz @MaryseMizanin @MizAndMrs Those are some big balls, @acdc be damned!

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@GordonRamsay It’s thanksgiving today? Huh…I should probably start to thaw my turkey then.

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@MaryLynnRajskub My dad listened to Rush Limbaugh every day when he had his radio show. But I don’t think dad ever kissed Rush though.

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@mikethemiz Hey, @mikethemiz do you think you can talk to my boss so I can have the weekend off and watch every #Awesome second of @WrestleMania ?
Thanks for being the greatest and most awesome guy ever! #mizisawesome

[Crazy Kage @fmocelot]

@WWEonFOX As he approaches Saint Peter: “Hey yo, something happen to this soul, something gonna happen to you, chico!” Hall proceeds to saunter into heaven.

[Crazy Kage @fmocelot]

Transferring to a new store. Means a new boss. New boss’s name? Cindy. Thanks to @andyweirauthor I shall address her as Don Cindy. #CaseyandAndy #DonCindy #NotaGirlScout

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@MaryLynnRajskub If I buy a ticket, do I get a date with you? I’ll bring you flowers. And a bag of flour. And some flour tortillas. I hear ladies like flowers.

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@mikethemiz @DancingABC @NFL @JoeyB You did, of course! @mikethemiz always has the best wardrobe.