Foulmouthed Felines

the nastiest pussies on the web -- home of princess & muffy

[Foulmouthed Felines @fmouthedfelines]

Tabby is the new orange is the new black #Caturday #OITNB

[Foulmouthed Felines @fmouthedfelines]

Sideways are my highways and byways nowadays.

[Foulmouthed Felines @fmouthedfelines]

I can only be around you when I don't know you're around me #bff #frenemews

[Foulmouthed Felines @fmouthedfelines]

I've been jailed for excessive cuteness. Bail is set at 5,000 cuddles. #payup #wcw

[Foulmouthed Felines @fmouthedfelines]

It should never NOT be nap time. #yawn #tuesdaytruth #catswiththeirtonguesout

[Foulmouthed Felines @fmouthedfelines]

I've fallen and I won't get up #DealWithIt

[Foulmouthed Felines @fmouthedfelines]

This is my first selfie. And naturally, I am crushing it #selfielove #caturday

[Foulmouthed Felines @fmouthedfelines]

Don't do Botox, kids. You could wind up like me. #wcw #themoreyouknow #catswiththeirtonguesout

[Foulmouthed Felines @fmouthedfelines]

The ice cream man cometh #bombpopORdreamsicle #sundayfunday

[Foulmouthed Felines @fmouthedfelines]

Bored Progression #jazzcat #caturday #catswiththeirtonguesout

[Foulmouthed Felines @fmouthedfelines]

@roshanme why thank you I have been working hard at cultivating mass lately #MacAttack

[Smig & Sorrel @smiglilley]

@fmouthedfelines @cougarcalicocat Do, or do not. There is no "try". :) xx

[Foulmouthed Felines @fmouthedfelines]

@smiglilley @cougarcalicocat I wish I could say "I try" #flawless

[Smig & Sorrel @smiglilley]

@fmouthedfelines @cougarcalicocat When someone asks,"what's this #jellybellyfriday thing about?". This. Nothing could illustrate it better.

[Foulmouthed Felines @fmouthedfelines]

Yes, this is as comfortable as it looks. Thanks for asking. #not #jellybellyfriday

[Foulmouthed Felines @fmouthedfelines]

I hate loving you. No wait: I love hating you. #therewego #feelsgood

[Foulmouthed Felines @fmouthedfelines]

"My life sucks!" you said, wishing you were in my pozish. #WCW #hateonhater

[Foulmouthed Felines @fmouthedfelines]

The truth is out there. And by truth I mean my dinner. #hangry #tuesdayboosday #xfiles #Mulder

[Foulmouthed Felines @fmouthedfelines]

I've made a huge mistake. #nicegob #arresteddevelopment @bluthquotes @arresteddev

[Foulmouthed Felines @fmouthedfelines]

Harry Potter can kiss it, because my invisibility cloak is so much better than his. #MugglesUnite #sundayfunday