pasta oomf 👨🏻‍🍳

🇵🇸chairperson of the Rockdale Plaza operations board 🇮🇹/🇦🇺

[pasta oomf 👨🏻‍🍳 @fmsgl]

@etc_girlie

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@SaintDenial Yes

[pasta oomf 👨🏻‍🍳 @fmsgl]

cbf graphic designing this but Chaka Khan, Oscar Isaac & Gregg Araki

[xcx source @xcxsource]

Charli xcx has posted a 'Music, Fashion, Film' template, encouraging fans to create their own cover.

"who's yours?"

[pasta oomf 👨🏻‍🍳 @fmsgl]

@ariesbuttercup ME omg … only love can break moi heart …

[pasta oomf 👨🏻‍🍳 @fmsgl]

I think I’m in the khia asylum for like every day civilians or something. Like the regular degular asylum.

[pasta oomf 👨🏻‍🍳 @fmsgl]

I haven’t learnt anything in years

[pasta oomf 👨🏻‍🍳 @fmsgl]

Nasty Gippsland yoghurt trial today disgusting switched back to chobani and found my way

[pasta oomf 👨🏻‍🍳 @fmsgl]

Idgaf about euphoria lol some of that shit happened to me & my girls but we lived & kept it pushing idk

[pasta oomf 👨🏻‍🍳 @fmsgl]

Leg day, sauna, my fucking 9-5, pickling red onions, paying my car registration, 2km swim, breath work, butcher visit, eating a mandarin, editing Substack, paying a grocery invoice, sexting side piece, plucking my unibrow and reading the news everyday

[Victoria Rose @woahhvickyyy]

As a man why you getting all drunk n Loose that’s kinda feminine a man supposed to be a protector

[pasta oomf 👨🏻‍🍳 @fmsgl]

Busy fucking car park with cunts waiting for my spot so I couldn’t do my pre driving rituals omg

[pasta oomf 👨🏻‍🍳 @fmsgl]

Long Island Ice Tea no coke soda water instead

[pasta oomf 👨🏻‍🍳 @fmsgl]

Do I even want to be jacked ?

[pasta oomf 👨🏻‍🍳 @fmsgl]

Pissed off my HR manager

[pasta oomf 👨🏻‍🍳 @fmsgl]

Type of shit I’ve been on recently (started taking men’s multivitamins)

[pasta oomf 👨🏻‍🍳 @fmsgl]

Poof doof moving back to the ivy alternative universe

[pasta oomf 👨🏻‍🍳 @fmsgl]

My women every year when we don’t remind them about Mardi Gras

[Michelle Thomas 🤭 @TheBaddestMitch]

See y’all in the bull pen next year! Save me a spot 😂😂😂😂

[pasta oomf 👨🏻‍🍳 @fmsgl]

Was about to tweet something foul about the English sitting in parks bikini and cozzies on without a body of water nearby until I remembered I need them on my side when I hate tweet America

[pasta oomf 👨🏻‍🍳 @fmsgl]

Tomorrow night when Rochelle Jordan lets me on stage and we execute this routine with flawless pitch and perfect movement &&& the crowd goes wild ? I’m in red