Leg day, sauna, my fucking 9-5, pickling red onions, paying my car registration, 2km swim, breath work, butcher visit, eating a mandarin, editing Substack, paying a grocery invoice, sexting side piece, plucking my unibrow and reading the news everyday
Was about to tweet something foul about the English sitting in parks bikini and cozzies on without a body of water nearby until I remembered I need them on my side when I hate tweet America
Tomorrow night when Rochelle Jordan lets me on stage and we execute this routine with flawless pitch and perfect movement &&& the crowd goes wild ? Iโm in red