swsOG

Wizzies Magic Pip Producer $S 🟧

[swsOG @fn_sws_]

Thank you @Trader_Dante

[🧊 @ICEMACHlNE]

Having a girlfriend is like having a jew with you everywhere you go 24/7

[jackson @jacksonicide]

The sensor at urinals scans your penis and sells it to palantir

[Feru ✭ @ferupity]

You are not a baddie. You’re just half naked and niggas are horny

[jo johnson @josbjohnson]

you must believe you are special and then go so hard, for so long, with such violent refusal to accept any other ending, that reality itself starts running out of ways to tell you no. you must wage a war daily against the ordinary outcome, until the belief you invented out of nothing in a room by yourself has been hammered into the world so many times that it stops being a claim and becomes reality.

[Kevin @linguinelabs]

How long after sex is it appropriate to open VS Code

[Rhys @RhysSullivan]

fable coming back to my codebase after 19 days of opus

[Ryan Wright @baynkr]

I have a VPS just for Fable 5

> it checks the API every Planck time
5.39e-44 seconds, the smallest unit of time in physics
> if Fable is offline, nothing happens
> if online, 1,300 agents deploy instantly
> there’s a list of 26,413 questions for Fable
sourced from random YouTube replies, shower thoughts, online IQ test screenshots and 2am notes app entries
> all worded to extract maximum amount of knowledge
> fresh API key backed by a home equity line
bank thinks I’m renovating my kitchen
I am not
> 5-10k calls to API in parallel
> dataset will begin populating with Fable answers
> even if they shut it down again, I will at least have the first snapshot

if you aren’t doing this, you aren’t serious enough

[Andrew Carr 🤸 @andrew_n_carr]

Fable feels like a polish freelancer. Shows up, speaks in its own dialect, writes the best code you've ever seen, and then disappears

[Shehan @TheCryptoCPA]

Startup idea: ads while Claude is compacting.

[Telegram Messenger @telegram]

if I had to look for a job on @LinkedIn I would fucking kill myself

[Jack @FuneralDrinker]

The foreskin is the hijab of the penis

[Feru ✭ @ferupity]

Nigga looks like he’s about to sell me a single redstone for 5 emeralds

[𝓽𝓭𝓭𝔂 🐾 @popup_tddy]

Smoking weed and being emotionally unavailable is fun I see why men do this

[swsOG @fn_sws_]

@DanielSmidstrup Yeah, twice just to double check

[shafu @shafu0x]

applying for a job is just a fucking self humiliation ritual at this point

[champteta @musicncode]

removed masters degree from my cv and got three calls i don't know what to say anymore

[Skitzo @theskitzo_]

One of the best tweets of all time

[Velvet Milkman @velvetmilkman0]

POV you’re a junior banker at JP Morgan and your MD wants to have a performance chat

[Val 😝 fuck it arc @godHatesValiant]

i let my dick make decisions sometimes, call that cocknitive thinking