allisonchains

mind yourself and your manners. don’t mind me.

[allisonchains @fnclassiest]

Elliot thinks the more he restricts everyone’s access, the less vulnerable he’ll be. But, there’s a trade off that he’s forgetting: if you block everyone, then what’s the point of even being here? Doing all this? Existing? #MrRobot

[allisonchains @fnclassiest]

@pubity Ewok. Max = Ewok.

[allisonchains @fnclassiest]

@cturnbull1968 your TL is the breath of air that I needed. Bless you. 🙏🏻

[allisonchains @fnclassiest]

@WUTangKids He said as much himself. He said it was a rational cost of the 2A. Now it will be the grief his children bear. Complete madness.

[allisonchains @fnclassiest]

@ShawnIsShady Done

[Marlow Stern @MarlowNYC]

still the best thing anyone's ever said about joe rogan

[Reuters @Reuters]

About ducking time: Apple to tweak iPhone autocorrect function https://t.co/ow78vl5CMr

[The Tonight Show @FallonTonight]

.@ItsJoJoSiwa performs @queenwillrock’s “Bohemian Rhapsody” as @Eminem in Wheel of Musical Impressions! #ThatsMyJam

Catch an all-new episode of That’s My Jam TONIGHT at 10/9C on @NBC!

[allisonchains @fnclassiest]

I miss you, Taylor Hawkins.

[allisonchains @fnclassiest]

Ted Lasso is a show about flawed people who each royally fuck up sometime, somewhere along the way, but still try to learn from the struggle, move forward thru life, and hopefully do better.

Just like all of us. 💙

[allisonchains @fnclassiest]

@JamesJeffersonJ 🤣☠️🤣☠️🤣☠️!!! I’m scrolling thru all the tweets about this fool’s comeuppance and find you, James. Made my whole damn day AND you sho right!!! Karma comes around when she feels like it and sometimes it’s not even expected! BOOM!

[Buitengebieden @buitengebieden]

Twitter needs this.. 😊 https://t.co/yQqgBYi5OK

[allisonchains @fnclassiest]

Isn’t this exactly how keto works????

[Traces of Texas @TracesofTexas]

"I've never heard of anything worse. They've taken fat, they've double-coated it in fat, they've fried it in more fat, & then served it with a side order of fat."

--- Jayne Hurley, senior nutritionist at the Center for Science in the Public Interest, on the Chicken Fried Bacon they serve at Sodolak's Country Inn in Snook, Texas. I read her description to my friend Thomas and he said "Jayne says that like it's a bad thing."

[Sassington, M.C. @MissSassbox]

Why has no one told me about the Savannah Bananas? 😭😭😭😭😭

[allisonchains @fnclassiest]

@NWSAmarillo I am so totally over this constant wind!

[Morissa Schwartz 📚 (Dr. Rissy) @MorissaSchwartz]

Amazing. 🤩

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

It’s weird being a GenX kid. I’ve spent half my life communicating online like George Jetson after spending the first half closing car windows by cranking handles like a fucking caveman.

[RaKell, The Inappropriate Ray of Sunshine 🇺🇸 @MrsRotnjetski]

Good morning!

Happy Monday, y’all!

[Brett R. Smith @BrettRSmith76]

The moment Gen X gave up on the Grammies and never bothered to paid attention ever again.

#MakeAmerica80sAgain

[🇮🇱 Mrs. Sunrise 💚🤍💜 @DaunenJ]

Gen X password security questions:

[allisonchains @fnclassiest]

@txnewsprincess Meeeee neeeeither. It’s beyond overrated and always super crowded. Hard pass.