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Democratics like wearing their underwear on backwards.

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Recent women’s survey suggests dad bod is out pencil thin chinstraps are in.

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News update: No one likes craft beer drinkers.

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Opening a cold can of @budlight next to a deaf mans ear will cure his illness.

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Pouring oil on the ground is the only way to recycle petroleum products.

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Mo Bamba is the leading cause of brain cancer.

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Pee is stored in the balls.

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New survey concludes (male) twerking can reduce cholesterol by 23% in 3rd world countries.

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Breaking News: Cigarettes kill more penguins than sharks do.