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Years of almost everything under IT.

[J @fnkey]

On the phone with dad

Dad: What was for breakfast
Me: English breakfast
D: Jam on toast and tea, I suppose
M: Yes.

[J @fnkey]

@SoVeryBritish You brits are compressing and decompressing with 5°C eh!

https://t.co/EAwx4JSk9Y

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

What I’d like to know is how come in Britain 24°C feels like a sauna but 19°C feels like we’re back to winter. Men were topless in the supermarket a week ago, today everyone’s back in jumpers and big coats. Last week I’m browsing air conditioning units on the Argos website, this week I’ve put my heating back on! Ridiculous country. 😂

[J @fnkey]

@uday73860127 @narendramodi Don’t take my word(s), do your research

[J @fnkey]

@firstpost NOT INDIANS DIMWIT, NORTH INDIANS FROM THE COW BELT

[Firstpost @firstpost]

Indian Tourists Under Fire: Racism, Stereotypes or Real Behavioural Concerns?

[J @fnkey]

@shaanhaider @GarminFitness @PolarGlobal Yea.. I did some research.

[J @fnkey]

@shaanhaider Everyone complained about less customisation on Apple devices and here we are.

lol…

Next one for me will be garmin

[J @fnkey]

@dpradhanbjp @narendramodi Govt is spending money so the airlines will not have to pay high prices for ATF yet govt cannot reduces taxes on fuel or subsidize LPG.

Govt cannot ask the airlines to review ticket charges too.

The money is tax payers money…!!!

[Dharmendra Pradhan @dpradhanbjp]

The Union Cabinet under the leadership of Hon'ble Prime Minister Shri @NarendraModi Ji has approved budgetary support of up to ₹10,000 crore for Oil Marketing Companies to stabilise Aviation Turbine Fuel (ATF) prices for Indian airlines amid global fuel volatility.

The mechanism will ensure predictable fuel costs, protect airlines from extreme price shocks and safeguard domestic and international air connectivity while enabling fair recovery through a structured true-up framework.

This reform will strengthen aviation stability, support regional connectivity, and reduce fare volatility for passengers.
#CabinetDecision #AviationThe Union Cabinet under the leadership of Hon'ble Prime Minister Shri @NarendraModi Ji has approved budgetary support of up to ₹10,000 crore for Oil Marketing Companies to stabilise Aviation Turbine Fuel (ATF) prices for Indian airlines amid global fuel volatility.

The mechanism will ensure predictable fuel costs, protect airlines from extreme price shocks and safeguard domestic and international air connectivity while enabling fair recovery through a structured true-up framework.

This reform will strengthen aviation stability, support regional connectivity, and reduce fare volatility for passengers.
#CabinetDecision #Aviation

[J @fnkey]

@shaanhaider 🥳

[J @fnkey]

@whattalawyer @SauravDassss @Cockroachisback @abhijeet_dipke @AshutoshRanka @VijetaDahiya Hey Prime Mockery Office (PMO),

Has the prime mocker conducted press conference where questions are taken from journalist.
Here is an actual taking questions from the press

[J @fnkey]

@eoiberlin @narendramodi Check this out Indian ambassador, Kuwait, @indembkwt. There is no @ANI tagging.. you are blocked me for pulling you up for this. It just shows your incompetence and inexperience and attitude. The account is paid by Indian tax payer
You need to unblock me

[J @fnkey]

@EOIBeijing @VDoraiswami Check this out Indian ambassador, Kuwait, @indembkwt. There is no @ANI tagging.. you are blocked me for pulling you up for this. It just shows your incompetence and inexperience and attitude. The account is paid by Indian tax payer
You need to unblock me

[J @fnkey]

@davidfrawleyved You know these are fake people but then hey why not.. if you are getting some fame from Asian people

[J @fnkey]

@IndiainNewYork @riteshagar @nitinthakur100 Check this out Indian ambassador, Kuwait, @indembkwt. There is no @ANI tagging.. you are blocked me for pulling you up for this. It just shows your incompetence and inexperience and attitude. The account is paid by Indian tax payer
You need to unblock me

[J @fnkey]

@LalitKModi @GulfNews Creating your key to enter a circus but have to appease a clown?

[Lalit Kumar Modi @LalitKModi]

Lalit Modi Says He Would Demolish and Rebuild Narendra Modi Stadium as a 365-Day Fan-First Destination @gulfnews https://t.co/7TXOQBJoTa

[J @fnkey]

@sabeer Since no one listens to common sense and wants civic sense, the said task is impossible, although you could try ear plugs to dampen the honking

[Sabeer Bhatia @sabeer]

Can someone come up with an idea/solution to prevent the constant sounding of car horns in India?

[J @fnkey]

@IndianEmbTokyo Check this out Indian ambassador, Kuwait, @indembkwt. There is no @ANI tagging.. you are blocked me for pulling you up for this. It just shows your incompetence and inexperience and attitude. The account is paid by Indian tax payer
You need to unblock me

[J @fnkey]

@PMOIndia Hey Prime Mockery Office (PMO),
MANIPUR!!!

[PMO India @PMOIndia]

Deeply pained to hear about a mishap in Surat district, Gujarat. My condolences to those who have lost their loved ones. May the injured recover at the earliest. Rescue operations are underway and authorities are providing all possible assistance at the accident site.

An ex-gratia of Rs. 2 lakh from PMNRF would be given to the next of kin of each deceased. The injured would be given Rs. 50,000: PM @narendramodi

[J @fnkey]

@sabeer A Gujarati with immense inauguration experience will inaugurate the empty planet first.

https://t.co/8HFC1CkIzW

[Sabeer Bhatia @sabeer]

I've noticed that Gujaratis have a unique superpower: the ability to detect an empty space from 500 meters away.

Parking lot? Garba.

Hotel lobby? Garba.

Airport terminal? Garba.

Corporate conference? Garba.

If NASA ever discovers an empty planet, I fully expect the first Gujarati settlers to form a circle and start clapping before the landing dust settles.

I don't know if God is impressed by the moves, but the enthusiasm is definitely divine.

[J @fnkey]

@InsiderWire @nikitabier No one’s falling for their subscription and advertisement schemes