f͂̇̎ͯ̎҉̖͕̭n͎͈͚̠r̉͒ͪd

M_M - philodendron, metapodise, stasis jumper, fallacy, hypocrite, teeth gnasher, gnome liberator.

[f͂̇̎ͯ̎҉̖͕̭n͎͈͚̠r̉͒ͪd @fnrd23]

I think it's time to eat crayons, it won't stop snowing.

[f͂̇̎ͯ̎҉̖͕̭n͎͈͚̠r̉͒ͪd @fnrd23]

I agree with Burroughs that Language is a Virus.

[f͂̇̎ͯ̎҉̖͕̭n͎͈͚̠r̉͒ͪd @fnrd23]

Finally thawing out and surveying the mess.

[f͂̇̎ͯ̎҉̖͕̭n͎͈͚̠r̉͒ͪd @fnrd23]

Another goddamn boring business meeting.

[f͂̇̎ͯ̎҉̖͕̭n͎͈͚̠r̉͒ͪd @fnrd23]

What happens when you smoke catnip and watch Blade Runner?

[f͂̇̎ͯ̎҉̖͕̭n͎͈͚̠r̉͒ͪd @fnrd23]

Slenderman and slenderchild on bring your child to work day.

[f͂̇̎ͯ̎҉̖͕̭n͎͈͚̠r̉͒ͪd @fnrd23]

I'm running out of root beer up here and I need to know the alchemy Jesus used to transmogrify water into other substances.

[f͂̇̎ͯ̎҉̖͕̭n͎͈͚̠r̉͒ͪd @fnrd23]

Repulbican Jesus would totally manspread on the infected subway line, he has plenty of leper friends.

[f͂̇̎ͯ̎҉̖͕̭n͎͈͚̠r̉͒ͪd @fnrd23]

Jesus can turn water into wine, Coke into Pepsi, and Dayquil into Nyquil.

[f͂̇̎ͯ̎҉̖͕̭n͎͈͚̠r̉͒ͪd @fnrd23]

Game idea: combine the myth of Sisyphus with the fun rolling activity of Katamari Damacy.

[f͂̇̎ͯ̎҉̖͕̭n͎͈͚̠r̉͒ͪd @fnrd23]

I feel slightly less plague infested today thanks for asking.

[f͂̇̎ͯ̎҉̖͕̭n͎͈͚̠r̉͒ͪd @fnrd23]

"When will father return home from the Omelette Wars, mother?"

[f͂̇̎ͯ̎҉̖͕̭n͎͈͚̠r̉͒ͪd @fnrd23]

A trip to the store before the snowstorm
to acquire more dayquil
for more meetings with the man who is a hat.

[f͂̇̎ͯ̎҉̖͕̭n͎͈͚̠r̉͒ͪd @fnrd23]

The shadow loomed over the desert, whilst the hat i had lost gently swayed in the puddle, sending no ripples across the shiny surface.

[f͂̇̎ͯ̎҉̖͕̭n͎͈͚̠r̉͒ͪd @fnrd23]

One day the pawns will exile the monarchy to the wasteland dimension.

[f͂̇̎ͯ̎҉̖͕̭n͎͈͚̠r̉͒ͪd @fnrd23]

I don't always wait until i am in the middle of the desert to open my bag of cactus flavored Doritos, but sometimes I do.

[f͂̇̎ͯ̎҉̖͕̭n͎͈͚̠r̉͒ͪd @fnrd23]

Lost in the surrealist bathrooms.
All the bathrooms in my dreams are for any gender.
Obviously gender is a ploy by big bathroom to sell you more bathrooms.

[f͂̇̎ͯ̎҉̖͕̭n͎͈͚̠r̉͒ͪd @fnrd23]

@MilesKlee

[f͂̇̎ͯ̎҉̖͕̭n͎͈͚̠r̉͒ͪd @fnrd23]

The ego is a mass of collective psychic orbs of sublimated trauma deep in our unconscious mind, we give it our own mental energy and it becomes a pseudo-sentience within us that thinks it is the "real self".

[f͂̇̎ͯ̎҉̖͕̭n͎͈͚̠r̉͒ͪd @fnrd23]

@DesertRippin Okay, like, I'll give you the first earth as a sampler.