Leigh Conklin

Wife | Dog Mama | Auntie

I enjoy long walks through Barnes & Noble and making wine disappear | Can't wink, but I sure try

[Leigh Conklin @fo_schizzle]

Goofy stole my pen at Disney World when I was 4, and I'm still a little pissed at him for that...

[Leigh Conklin @fo_schizzle]

Wait...does it not? 😬🙃

[Leigh Conklin @fo_schizzle]

My toxic trait is thinking I need a @dunkindonuts Iced Coffee every time I go out 🤷‍♀️ #DunkieJunkie

[Leigh Conklin @fo_schizzle]

Petitioning to bring back the Diet Coke button. I wish I had a Diet coke button...

[Tom Newton Dunn @tnewtondunn]

President Biden has removed the Diet Coke button. When @ShippersUnbound and I interviewed Donald Trump in 2019, we became fascinated by what the little red button did. Eventually Trump pressed it, and a butler swiftly brought in a Diet Coke on a silver platter. It's gone now.

[Leigh Conklin @fo_schizzle]

If Nala could speak, this is EXACTLY what she would say if we didn't let her help with the dishes 🤣

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

it appears you have loaded the dishwasher without me. do you not need my services anymore. did you lick the plates yourself. this is a disaster

[Leigh Conklin @fo_schizzle]

How America feels right now...

[Leigh Conklin @fo_schizzle]

The word "unprecedented" needs to be officially retired with the year 2020. I don't wanna see it or hear it ever again. #gtfo #byefelicia

[Leigh Conklin @fo_schizzle]

President Trump: Kim Jong Un is a different guy, a unique guy. He probably thinks the same of me, that I'm a different guy, too.

Sound familiar? #SameSameButDifferent #TheInterview #JamesFranco @Sethrogen #PresidentialDebate2020

[Leigh Conklin @fo_schizzle]

Don't forget what day it is friends #PerfectDate #April25th

[Leigh Conklin @fo_schizzle]

Day #1,002: We have been quarantined at home together for 5 full weeks. Thankfully, we're both still alive, but it appears this might not be the case for long. @J_Conk7 gave himself a pedostache today. He also talks to me like I'm a dog...

[Chance The Rapper @chancetherapper]

Death could not hold you down, the grave could not keep you

[NANCY DREW @notoriousPEY]

If you tag me in a push up challenge I will do it but just so I can get strong enough to deck you when we get to legally see each other again

[Leigh Conklin @fo_schizzle]

@h_hansen5 @J_Conk7 MOOCH GET OUT

[Leigh Conklin @fo_schizzle]

Day #972 - Update: @J_Conk7 and I survived our first week quarantined working from home together. However I did hear sharpening of knives in the kitchen the other day...? 🥴 For now I'll blame our 3rd coworker Sheila...stay tuned. #covid19

[Leigh Conklin @fo_schizzle]

About my weekend plans...

*Snuggle 6ft apart, of course*

[Leigh Conklin @fo_schizzle]

@abaudene Can you please do a virtual concert? Facebook live perhaps? I'll still pay for a ticket. I need this sooner than post quarantine!

[Leigh Conklin @fo_schizzle]

Day #965 - it's our first day ever where @J_Conk7 and I are BOTH working from home at the same time...for a whole day. And it's not the last. Please pray for us. Or at least me. I need it🤷‍♀️ #Quarantined #covid19

[Shedd Aquarium @shedd_aquarium]

The adventure continues! 🐧🐧
This morning, Edward and Annie explored Shedd’s rotunda. They are a bonded pair of rockhopper penguins, which means they are together for nesting season. Springtime is nesting season for penguins at Shedd, and this year is no different! (1/3) 👇

[Leigh Conklin @fo_schizzle]

Started Love is Blind. Goodbye Sunday 👋👋👋