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mother of 3, father of 2, dinner for 1 // $an✝️¡n⁰🇵🇭

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@karencheee a 'Filipino goodbye' is when you bring out tupper wear and large Ziploc bags to haphazardly shovel leftovers into them as you say goodbye

[✧˖ @colditioner]

Can we talk about how Southeast Asian cinema has so many incredible films that deserve so much more recognition

[𝕯𝖎𝖑𝖉𝖔 𝕭𝖆𝖌𝖌𝖎𝖓𝖘 @EmmaTolkin]

Let out a real “Jesus fuckin CHRIST” of a laugh at this ad in @TheOnion

[gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi]

King Henry VIII:

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@kblstgn why she kinda look like Steve Harvey

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just hmu on Spotify messenger if you wanna do butt stuff

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well, my name is Santino, so it’s pretty obvious that it’s…“You Rock My World” music video

[All The Right Movies @ATRightMovies]

What is the first film you think of when you see MARLON BRANDO?

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despite the unfortunate prevalence of gen AI, we still get posts with “should of” and “would of”

[ScienceKonek @sciencekonek]

#SciFeature 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗣𝗛𝗜𝗟𝗜𝗣𝗣𝗜𝗡𝗘𝗦 𝗜𝗦 𝗡𝗢𝗧 𝗔 𝗦𝗠𝗔𝗟𝗟 𝗖𝗢𝗨𝗡𝗧𝗥𝗬 🇵🇭

At first glance, the Philippines may seem small on a world map, but appearances can be misleading. With over 300,000 km² of land spread across its islands, the country is actually larger than many assume.

This misconception largely comes from the Mercator projection, one of the most commonly used map styles. While it preserves shape and direction, making it useful for navigation, it significantly distorts size. Areas near the poles appear much larger, while countries closer to the equator, like the Philippines, are minimized.

Because of this, places like Greenland often look enormous, sometimes comparable to Africa, when in reality, it spans about 2.1 million km², roughly seven times the size of the Philippines, not dramatically larger as maps may suggest. Meanwhile, the Philippines even exceeds the land area of the United Kingdom, which measures around 243,000 km².

Maps help us understand the world, but they don’t always tell the full story. Recognizing how projections influence what we see allows us to better interpret global size and scale, and appreciate the Philippines for its true geographic extent. #Philippines #map #cartography

[Alexia @xiasano]

why are filipinos so horny

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"jfk" actually stands for "john fuck nuts"...the K is silent, obviously

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@GaryLGray get your flowers @Timobros

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@feraljokes

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@GianmarcoSoresi i take it you didn't see Flaked

[jenny lewis @jennylewis]

i’ll teach you how to do an
australian accent.
say this out loud exactly as it’s written
have you bean to spice lightly

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they've got a section for autobiographies for people in the Epstein files

[Brutal Truth Bombs @FORTRESSMAXXING]

Sunni Kirkites (followers of ErikAisha Kirk, the Kirk podcast cohost sahaba)

Shii Kirkites (followers of Candace Owens, Tucker Carlson)

Candace's Charlie receipts are like the Ghadir Khumm hadith where Charlie Kirk appoints Candace as his khalifah.

The people doing sahih (kathib) al kirki is his wife and podcast companions releasing his mysterious "Stop" unreleased book. Kirk's TPUSA companions all sold his legacy out and suport Aisha Kirk's deviation from what Charlie al Kirki stood for.

The Turning Point sahaba claim they hold the real truth to what Charlie said and would've said. ErikAisha Kirk published an unreleased book allegedly written by Charlie right after his death. They claim to be in true orthodoxy with what Charlie preached. They even said "He wanted Erika to be president." Which is absolutely makthoub Kirki hadith.

Candace says no and is fought and ostracized and forced to preach Shia Kirkism from some bunker.

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they yearn for SeeSo

[Zack Morrison @ZackMorrison18]

@backseats_eth College humor became Dropout, which is great—but we need other companies with Dropout-level money funding indie comedy & short form.

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Terrazano’s daughter or Beamus son ??

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i find it utterly fascinating how prevalent avocado is in the diverse canon of Philippine cuisine because we are not in the top 20 world producers of the fruit, let alone top 5 in Asia.

[David Hayter @DavidBHayter]

This is the video that #MichaelJackson played for us when he came into the #XMen (2000) offices, to convince us he could play Professor Xavier.

#TrueStory