Earl Mcwaters

Evil food geek - degree in

[Earl Mcwaters @fodunybexex]

Redneck Tip: Refrain from talking to characters on the screen. Tests have proven they can't hear you.

[Earl Mcwaters @fodunybexex]

Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire~ If there were no God it would be necessary to invent him.

[Earl Mcwaters @fodunybexex]

There are three kinds of people: those who can count, and those who can't.

[Earl Mcwaters @fodunybexex]

What are prehistoric monsters called when they sleep? A dinosnore!

[Avigal Morican @myviregicyp]

William Shakespeare~ For they are yet ear-kissing arguments.

[Earl Mcwaters @fodunybexex]

Henry Ward Beecher~ The dog was created especially for children. He is the God of frolic.

[Earl Mcwaters @fodunybexex]

Who has no money in his purse must have honey in his mouth. - Italian Proverb

[Earl Mcwaters @fodunybexex]

The atom, being for all practical purposes the stable unit of the physical plane, is a constantly changing vortex of reactions. - Unknown

[Earl Mcwaters @fodunybexex]

Happy Gilmore~ Happy The price is wrong bitch.

[Himangi Bellham @vyhovepokuxe]

Fred: Did you hear about the Irish window cleaner who put a sign at the top of his ladder? Harry: What did the sign say? Fred: Stop.

[Earl Mcwaters @fodunybexex]

Geoffrey Chaucer~ He was as fresh as is the month of May.

[Hall Clampett @qucesilonohi]

Christina Baldwin~ Ritual is the way you carry the presence of the sacred. Ritual is the spark that must not go out.

[Earl Mcwaters @fodunybexex]

LILITH WOULDN'T SUBMIT, God always had a problem with that

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Pamela Ribon~ When you live in Texas every single time you see snow its magical.

[Earl Mcwaters @fodunybexex]

Martin Luther King Jr.~ A man cant ride your back unless its bent.

[Abriana Dickons @tyfoloralyve]

cats meow - Something considered to be outstanding

[Mubin Bascomb @cygaviromyxo]

A man who won't die for something is not fit to live. -Martin Luther King, Jr.

[Earl Mcwaters @fodunybexex]

Israel Lipkin~ Man is free in his imagination but bound by his reason.

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George Gallup~ I could prove God statistically.

[Marlys Margach @jywuleduxym]

It is not so important who starts the game but who finishes it. -John Wooden