Jess Walker

Epicurean attitude towards life. Hedonist. Bon vivant. Business Consultant. Raconteur. Writer. Thinker. Massive drinker.

[Jess Walker @foffnut]

@CAgovernor @GovPressOffice @realDonaldTrump In our ERRA’s era

[Jess Walker @foffnut]

90% of these girls just need a Hydralite and a lay down. #TheBachelorAU #bachelorau

[Jess Walker @foffnut]

Me walking into the bachelor next year. #bachelorau

[Jess Walker @foffnut]

I’m not crying, I just got a piece of apple in my eye. #MasterChefAU

[Jess Walker @foffnut]

Reality tv has just gone too far. 20 people around a dinner table together??? Utter nonsense. #mkr #MAFSAU

[Jess Walker @foffnut]

#TheBachelorAU Abbie: I’m not even sad. I just want to get home and...
Australia:

[Jess Walker @foffnut]

Nobody:
Legit no one ever:
MECCA EMAIL: “Did someone say butt mask?”
#mecca #beauty #buttmask #CalmDown #NoOne

[Jess Walker @foffnut]

Love watching a 9 minute, unedited breakup chat and not having to be a part of it. Still got the anxiety tho. #BachelorInParadiseAU

[Jess Walker @foffnut]

Stop trying to make ‘tremazing’ happen. #MKR #MKR2018

[Jess Walker @foffnut]

But I don’t get it. Jarrod wore blue on literally every date. How could he lose?!? #BacheloretteAU

[Jess Walker @foffnut]

I just feel bad for all the people who are now trying to figure out what to do with all the sweeps money that no one won. #BacheloretteAU

[Jess Walker @foffnut]

If Jarrod wins, am I expected to delete all my ‘Jarrod Mean Tweets™’ out of respect? #BacheloretteAU

[Jess Walker @foffnut]

@Ms_Clairey_d Great minds 😜

[Jess Walker @foffnut]

Sophie’s Mum: What does love mean to you?
Jarrod: Well, I’ve got this plant right.... #BacheloretteAU

[Jess Walker @foffnut]

I hope Sophie sends all the men home and picks the dugong #BacheloretteAU

[Ethel Bowers @ethel_bowers]

Hey idiot. Baby giraffe are called calves, not kids. #BacheloretteAU

[Jess Walker @foffnut]

Heck @sophiemonk, Apollo is everything I’m looking for in a partner too, and I’m a massive lesbian #BacheloretteAU

[Jess Walker @foffnut]

Jarrod must be dying that there's no blue on his onesie. How will Sophie know how much they have in common now?! #BacheloretteAU

[Jess Walker @foffnut]

There's only one person who can solve the case of plantgate. #BacheloretteAU

[Jess Walker @foffnut]

Ummmm... has Jarrod not seen How to Lose a Guy in Ten Days? #BacheloretteAU