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Kamala 2024 (Omni-NeoLiberal)

[🇺🇸🥥💙FoFo💙🌴🇺🇸 @fofo8132]

WE ARE NOT GOING BACK

[🇺🇸🥥💙FoFo💙🌴🇺🇸 @fofo8132]

@electionsjoe You are so annoying

[Slugabed @slugatweets]

Twitch is killing itself with those pre-roll ads, if I click a stream and the first thing I see are 30 seconds unskippable ads, I'm closing the website.

[Sophia Lee @SophiaLee42]

The Americans there proudly singing the National Anthem are likely more libs and left wingers than conservatives or hard-core MAGAs since conservative Americans usually don't watch soccer. The idea that patriotism is a right wing ideology is bullshit.

[Fran @frabigol]

Estamos perdidos, Estados Unidos aprendió a jugar al fútbol. Es el fin del deporte tal como lo conocemos, quedan máximo 10 años sin que sean campeones de todo y cambien las reglas para que entren superheroes de Marvel a dar publicidades cada 15 minutos. Aguantamos lo que pudimos.

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving.

Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free.

I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these."

"They just come with the table, man."

They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner.

This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat.

I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared.

"Did we…?"

"Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless."

Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined.

My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude."

Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man.

I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy.

Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived.

I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most.

Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.

[Bappa @Bappa_195]

Argentina is way to poor of a country to be this racist

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

Today, my wife & I joined Donald Trump’s hit list. He has directed his Department of Justice to investigate us. They have not found a crime - they are simply trying to find one.

He isn't coming after me because of mean tweets, but because I am considering running for President.

He hates that I consistently call him out. He is simply the most corrupt President in American history.

We have nothing to hide. 

Mr. President, come after me. I am not going anywhere. 

The country is watching.

[石黒正数 @masakazuishi]

@CzShO65M1PLDv5U 私が…作者です

[Max Berlinger @Berlinger]

i used to fear mamdani was too young to oversee a city like new york and now i realize our politicians should ... have energy? and stamina?

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

Our whole city is cheering for the Knicks tonight.

So it’s only right that we bring the Knicks to the whole city.

Tonight, Game 5 will be streaming on 130 LinkNYC kiosks.

Let’s go Knicks.

[ettingermentum @ettingermentum]

Loser

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

Reason #1,000,000,000,000 why we should tax the rich.

[Nintendo of America @NintendoAmerica]

The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time will be reborn on Nintendo Switch 2 in 2026. #NintendoDirect

[Team Talarico @TeamTalaricoHQ]

BREAKING: Ken Paxton’s own lawyer just endorsed James Talarico:

“I defended Ken Paxton for years in the impeachment trial and in state criminal cases. But in my view, I think Ken has lost sight of his core mission, which is to represent the people of Texas. 

And unlike Ken, I believe that you, James, believe in unity over division and that you know how to assemble not only Democrats but Independents and Republicans and we need that right now. 

We need unity, we don't need any more division and that's why I'm supporting you.”

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Hey Tim- go fuck yourself you sick and sad little vile man. Who harmed you so deeply that you feel it necessary to spew such hateful garbage. When does it stop. This irrational hatred- for people you’ve never met, simply because you don’t like the politics of their parents. Say whatever you want about me I can handle it. I’ve been dealing with douche bags like you for years. But leave President Obama’s children out of it. They are truly extraordinary people. That have more grace and intelligence than you could possibly imagine. Aim at me and leave innocent people out of your hateful mouth.

[Destiny | Steven Bonnell II @TheOmniLiberal]

Just as a heads up @HunterBiden, @MrAustinShow and @hasanthehun have spent literally the last 2-3 years attacking your father and you, calling him senile, a war criminal + genocide supporter, etc...etc...

Don't let people who have trashed you and your family consistently over the past couple of years cash out on your publicity now!

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@chipiaje_sara I’ll do it for free

[Political Polls @PpollingNumbers]

New - 30% of Cornyn voters are planning to cross party lines and vote for 🔵 Talarico (TPOR)

[Democrats @TheDemocrats]

@StephenM shut up you ugly fuck

[Democrats Deliver @DemzDeliver]

🚨 California just banned ultra-processed foods from public school lunches, becoming the first state to do so.