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Kids these days tweet 'Recommend Me Music' so I recommend them good old music. Built by @20hz20khz

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Is it just me or is Twitter literally the worst thing ever?

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Juveniles don't appreciate REAL 70's music

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All that whippersnappers these days care about is their Cat Deeley claptrap

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Give me Kindle, AM radio, and CD burner. Keep your Apple dongle twaddle

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Today's Gmail is just cornball diddly compared to good old read-only file!!!!!!!1

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Blue Screen of Death?! Crock!

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Binary code these days is nothing but dirt like Julian Assange

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I wish I was born before all this Luddite claptrap!!!!!!!

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Old Billie Holiday is more meaningful. Nowadays admin is just hooey

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Comparing the Great Chicago Fire to Apple Watch is like comparing apples to filth!!

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Give me eBay, ASCII art, and Eminem. Keep your user horsefeathers

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I wish I was born before all this honey badger monkey business!!!!

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When I was a prepubescent with 90s radio vs moppets nowadays with their offhand avatar uselessness

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You know what I hate?! Insipid Lorem Ipsums!!!!!!

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You say uninteresting Internet of Things, I say Lizzie Borden

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Nick Jonas?!! Unoriginal muck hogwash!

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Remember how great life was before this Pandora horseapples? Remember 70's music?

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Whippersnappers these days just want more netiquette monkeyshine for their boring Netflix shenanigans

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Wish I was born before all this finicky vector graphic diddly

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When I was a pubescent we didn't have hot ASCII art. It was wonderful

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Is it just me or is appalling gross Margot Robbie just stinky millennial-muck?