tommy 🦑

TKWO || nine time nominated All-American Idiot, future ex-professional cowboy, javelin if need be || BGSU

[tommy 🦑 @fohThomas]

i’m a simple man, I see a puddle and i drive through it to see the splash over my windows

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@Boilers32 It most definitely was not. I would never have forgotten my drugs.

[CEO of Antifa @CrazyWeeMonkey]

"vat are you doing mein fuhrer?"

"i am creating a piece of softvare.. hmm.. i vill call it.. TURBOTAX

[🅿️ @the_P_God]

I totally dominated you at the museum dude. Pondered every piece for a couple seconds longer. Scratched my chin with more curiosity.

[larrikin @HELLLLHOOOOLE]

Got my horse to water. Now for the easy part

[connor @ConnorEatsPants]

@JDVance you and Laura should settle this under the president’s desk. Between the both of you he may actually finish for once. Ever since Jeffrey died he just can’t seem to find a way to get it up.

[Allie Berube @allieberube]

Kids getting AFTER it on the ice in the Hershey Bears intermission game

#ElectricFactory

[Bengal @BengalYouTube]

This is how they think

[せる。 @STGEAR_CELL]

モンゴル犬風洞実験

[Gustavo Petro @petrogustavo]

¿Dónde naciste Bernie?

[Isaac @GalaxyPeaBrain]

Manufactured Consent: ONLINE

[Browns Iran @Browns_Iran]

امروز، چه خوب و چه بد، زندگی ما براون‌ها برای همیشه تغییر خواهد کرد... باشد که باران شادی خدا بر روح‌های شکنجه‌شده‌ی ما ببارد.

[Ass-O-Rama @AssORamaDaily]

"And the winner is... number three in a quantum finish!"

"No fair! You changed the outcome by measuring it!"

[Paladin Posting @DevotionOath]

HOW A KNIGHT SEES THE WORLD