richard “$waggot” jackoffsky

#1 whore , slut , and bitch defender

[richard “$waggot” jackoffsky @foid_of_babylon]

the REAL painting that surpassed the mona lisa :

[James Roberts @jroberts332]

“the painting that surpassed the Mona Lisa” dear god listen to yourselves

[richard “$waggot” jackoffsky @foid_of_babylon]

@BuriedShiver or get stalked again

[richard “$waggot” jackoffsky @foid_of_babylon]

@BuriedShiver oh no like my parents met on a dating site i’m not judging people who use them i just mean me personally i cannot find people who are not batshit fucking crazy insane on dating apps and i would rather die than keep wasting my time

[richard “$waggot” jackoffsky @foid_of_babylon]

@Nikalorie @bonedocals i think walmart sometimes has full fat sherbet but i forget the brand

[richard “$waggot” jackoffsky @foid_of_babylon]

me bringing up the place i want to go to in every single conversation possible

[selyn @KinoSelynn]

#obsession

[richard “$waggot” jackoffsky @foid_of_babylon]

i accidentally got a massage at one of these places and it was the most painful experience of my life we left crying laughing they were PUNCHING USSSSSSSS

[cat daddy @gregarmstrong54]

Dude was pacing back and forth with an obvious erection

[richard “$waggot” jackoffsky @foid_of_babylon]

i would rather die alone than find “love” on a dating app the state of dating currently is so fucked 😭

[richard “$waggot” jackoffsky @foid_of_babylon]

@CureDestiny omg i have the kuromi lol mini and this was my first thought 😭😭 i think it’s cute but also the nostalgia for 6 years ago is crazy

[richard “$waggot” jackoffsky @foid_of_babylon]

go to a cafe and eat a muffin like an animal skip in the rain on the way home it’s your life go LIVE IT!! you can do ANYTHING you want to forever

[Xx_W💿lfgang..💭☯️ @MarijuanaCupid]

I hate when motherfuckers say I can’t just DO what I want. I can’t just HAVE FUN. SAYS WHOOOOOO? YOU???? SHUT UP. YOU KNOW NOTHING

[richard “$waggot” jackoffsky @foid_of_babylon]

at least i get another day off tomorrow

[richard “$waggot” jackoffsky @foid_of_babylon]

on my period and Everything is happening to me

[richard “$waggot” jackoffsky @foid_of_babylon]

@skekat and rubbing my eyes and face 🤤🤤

[bilatinman kio @kzzrttt]

how it feels to smoke a cigarettes

[richard “$waggot” jackoffsky @foid_of_babylon]

@MarijuanaCupid TRUEEEE 🧘‍♀️🧘‍♀️🧘‍♀️🕺🏻🕺🏻🕺🏻

[Xx_W💿lfgang..💭☯️ @MarijuanaCupid]

@foid_of_babylon "Go for it. Don't be afraid. Nobody cares. And even if they do, people are nothing."
Do what makes *you* happy. You create your own reality 💝 have fun

[richard “$waggot” jackoffsky @foid_of_babylon]

call 8 billion people

[richard “$waggot” jackoffsky @foid_of_babylon]

back hurts so bad i was groaning like an old man now i’m whimpering like a dog

[☎️ @nekoleorio]

"I swear on my life" bitch you're suicidal swear on something else

[TINA SNOW @theestallion]

🗽📸

[richard “$waggot” jackoffsky @foid_of_babylon]

when you reference something no one else will understand like fuck she rlly was ahead her time

[wade @normalguy824]

Having inside jokes with somebody you’ll never see or talk to again