comforting your kid after a rough night, bringing them onto your lap even after they whine about not being a baby, “ you're not a baby, but you can still get cuddles. ” them gripping your shirt and their stuffie as tight as possible +
They told you they wanted to take you somewhere private for your next date. Turns out that meant deep in the woods with a 60 second head start to run and hide before they start hunting you
Baby, I know it's scary, but just bear with it, ok? I need to take your temp so we can help you feel better. That's it, baby, over my knee. I know it's cold, darling, but it'll make it easier. Now, just a little stretch- shhhh, that's it. I know, hun, you're taking it sooo well