Glyph

Director of NRx at @ObamaFoundation

[mattparlmer 🪐 🌷 @mattparlmer]

This is what it looks like when there’s a mandate to substitute even the most trivial capex with “flexible” opex

[Glyph @FoidFiller]

@EliteNordic1488 Life pre-Obama

[Glyph @FoidFiller]

Wotan, strike them down

[HARSH KUMAR JHA @HARSHKUMARJHA25]

Currently I am engaged with my British fiancee

[Glyph @FoidFiller]

@fingerishatroc1 Kek

[Glyph @FoidFiller]

@escapefrommelos A proper woman in a proper country

[Glyph @FoidFiller]

@SlumRNA_Dog Great xost

[Slumdog_Chillionaire @SlumRNA_Dog]

If all you had to do was storm HR with a machine gun and shoot them all to death I promise you that 26 year olds would be less anxious about work.

[~~~ @idislaiktweeter]

@IgnoredReal 这些婊子的命真的连蟑螂都不如

[Angelo Plume @poxesfoxes]

There are zero degrees of separation between Christians desiring/demanding you keep a Down’s syndrome baby, and Christians bringing a million stinking, impoverished ~75 IQ third worlders to your nice town.

[Johannes @usutav]

99% of abortions are done out of convenience and we're on day 3 of the edge case

[Glyph @FoidFiller]

People used to be really, really into The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy. You don’t see that so much anymore

[Glyph @FoidFiller]

@YahwehOrBust Where do you source fresh green peppercorns?

[Glyph @FoidFiller]

@yappingward All too common sadly

[Glyph @FoidFiller]

@EliteNordic1488 When life gives you lemons….🍋💦

[Goblin @TheGoblinnn]

@coffeelover479 When I turned 18 I immediately got 3 credit cards, maxed them out, and then moved and never updated my ID address. They all tried to sue me and couldn’t find me. My credit was below 400 for years. Now 614. Credit & debt are just numbers. Are you scared of numbers? I’m not

[Glyph @FoidFiller]

@Foiblaet @TheGoblinnn It’s literally true. They can’t do anything but hit your credit score

[Goblin @TheGoblinnn]

Many keep asking me why I am in debt to my dentist, as he’s the only “small business” on my list of debtors, so it’s time for a short story:

Back in early 2021 I had to get all four of my wisdom teeth removed. Went to the dentist and was quoted around $700 for everything (very good price then and insane now) including anesthesia. They promised I’d be put under for the procedure. I agreed and set a date.

I showed up for my appointment, and I’m seated in the chair and they’re about to start drilling my teeth when I ask why I’m still conscious. The dentist tells me “oh if you want to not feel anything, it will cost about double what you’re paying now”. We go back and forth a little, I’m pissed this is only mentioned when I’m literally seated in the chair ready to go, I bring up being told by the SAME DOCTOR that I’d be put under 100%, but I reluctantly agreed to pay more because he did not give a fuck. They fed me nitrous for the entire thing, so I wasn’t all the way out, but I was blasted.

Procedure was fine, I get done and once I sober up enough from the nitrous I go to the front desk to check out. I am given a bill of $1400. I say I can’t pay that today (I was really broke back then and actually couldn’t), they told me I had a month.

I went home and never spoke to them again. They tried to bait and switch me. They didn’t know they had a 380 credit score demon in the room. Next time run a credit check.

Fuck you dentist

[Glyph @FoidFiller]

@EliteNordic1488 Slutmaxxing

[Jamie Kennedy @JamieKennedy]

This is a literal crime scene. There is no way this is an honest election.

[Glyph @FoidFiller]

Government should protect the strong from the weak