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fuck donut media

[Beesus @Lord_Beesus]

Obese Israeli singer who eats marshmallows during a performance is a bit on the nose

[foid obliterator @foidmutilator]

@JustADunderfuck @RusticTraps @ArrtyBoi @iWillTheGamer @discord @StJudeVGC stfu troon

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

First teaser for ‘BATMAN: KNIGHTFALL’.

A R-rated trilogy of animated films.

[watter🔜GCX @justaddwatter]

in season 15 i saw a youtube short of someone saying this bow was a "pinnacle weapon tier gun" because firefly picks up the ammo and ive kept it out of spite for like 5 years

[Abhishek @abhishekcode42]

This is why I am on Twitter, to see posts like this

[Kevin @KVJGreene]

So if you heard the news... yeah...

[grace ゜✧*̣̩☽⋆゜ @arbyshatepage]

we still talk about you

[⚔️Sword of The Day⚔️ @swordposting]

Today’s Sword of The Day is: Durandal

[Donut @adeadlydonut]

Warlock jump is mostly based on belief and intention. If you’re pure of heart you can do jumping puzzles with blink.

[Destiny 2 @DestinyTheGame]

Fast on the straight, lethal on the turn. 🏎️

In celebration of Sparrow Racing League, all players can now claim the Aerodynamic Chassis Sparrow, the Extreme G-Force Ship, and the Motorsport Ghost Shell at the Special Deliveries Kiosk in the Tower.

[#1 Dredgen Bael Defender @destiny_thememe]

whatchamacallit

[mac @Damac1214]

I remember people calling Cade Final Shape a desperation move and Glup Shitto and then it was probably the best use the character ever got

[Taran Angove @TaranAngove]

@aus_pill What an odd thing to say

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

I went to In-N-Out and ordered a cheeseburger. The cashier, a calm young woman named Destiny, asked me a question I did not expect.

"You want that Animal Style?"

I paused.

I did not know what this meant. But a samurai does not admit he does not know. So I answered with weight.

"...Animal Style."

"Cool. So that's mustard-grilled, extra spread, grilled onions, pickles. Yeah?"

I understood now. This was a sacred permission. For one meal, I was being told to put down my manners at the door. To eat the way a beast eats, without shame. I had waited my whole life for someone to give me this order.

"Yes," I said. "I will become the animal."

Destiny did not blink. "...Okay. You want your fries Animal Style too?"

I stopped. Even the potatoes?

"The potatoes also become animals?"

"I mean, they get cheese and sauce and grilled onions, so..."

"Then yes. Let the potatoes abandon their restraint as well."

"...Got it." She was the calmest woman I have ever met. "3x3, 4x4, or just the one?"

I did not know these numbers, but I knew a challenge when I heard one. "How many must I face?"

"It's, like, how many patties you want."

"How many is the most honorable?"

"...Four is a lot."

"Then four. A warrior does not ask for fewer."

She wrote it down without argument. A 4x4, Animal Style, with animal fries. She warned me once, kindly. "That's gonna be huge." I told her I was counting on it.

It arrived. It was a tower. Cheese and sauce ran down my hands the moment I lifted it. There was no clean way to eat it. There was no dignified way. That was the entire point.

I ate it like a beast. Both hands, no honor, grilled onion on my chin, and I have to be honest with you, it was the best thing I have ever put in my mouth.

For thirty years I have kept my manners at every table in the world.

They handed me a burger and told me to be an animal, and I have never felt so free.

So tell me, America.

The whole country knows the secret menu. What else are you hiding in plain sight?

And "Animal Style." Was I eating the animal, or finally becoming one?

[foid obliterator @foidmutilator]

@Zmargo702 @acrimonate @WormDelusions @justaddwatter Have you played the game before??? Nearly every raid boss required you to stand still. Most of them have visible areas with more ammo. Desert Perpetual. Calus. Gahlran. Crota. Many others I can’t think of have spots you can see with ammo.

W larps tho

[foid obliterator @foidmutilator]

@Phantom_Canine @We_The_East @torchedbyangels @SSG_Jonny @justaddwatter Biggest larper award

[foid obliterator @foidmutilator]

@Phantom_Canine @We_The_East @torchedbyangels @SSG_Jonny @justaddwatter Never played before award

[foid obliterator @foidmutilator]

@Phantom_Canine @We_The_East @torchedbyangels @SSG_Jonny @justaddwatter Dogshit at the game award

[🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @GuiltySparkGB]

@CumbrianFella_ That looks tough, but have you ever been misgendered?

[foid obliterator @foidmutilator]

@japan_nobunaga Dude you’re an incredible writer, please never stop doing these