Foidshevik

Account sponsored by the Committee to Blow Up the Moon and Replace it with A Huge Projection Of A Public Domain Character

[Foidshevik @Foidshevik]

No babe I don’t think you’re a bad activist but keeping the kufiyah on during the no loads refused orgy was sort of in poor taste. What’s that? I need to check my privilege? You’re so right. I’ll buy another bell hooks book off of Amazon dot com.

[Foidshevik @Foidshevik]

At the Freddy Fazbear Pizza Pizzeria it’s like night four or five or some shit. Blowing shit from my vape on that weird puppet baby. Blue bunny bitch got a grindr notification on his phone. lol fag.

[Foidshevik @Foidshevik]

Saw at least twelve horses today. #awesome #loveallah

[Foidshevik @Foidshevik]

Could Estrogen have saved her?

[Foidshevik @Foidshevik]

Was the Cold War just doomed Yaoi? You know, because of all the assrape?

[Foidshevik @Foidshevik]

UNETHICAL LIFE PRO TIP: If you go to the back door of Benihana and ask for David Wongstein, they just fucking kill you. They shoot you dead right there. Loyalty card or not. I’ve done this eight times this week.

[Rahim @UlyanovRahim]

So I’m a Starbucks barista and this is my story:

Today, a man wearing a keffiyeh entered wanted a double late with pumpkin spice. I prepared it. Then he wanted it signed with “Yahya Sinwar”. Everything flashed: pogrom, Crystal nacht etc.

Then, citing Trotsky, he didn’t tip.

😰

[Foidshevik @Foidshevik]

Demsocs be like “proletarian revolution pales in comparison to my strategy, populism!” and then they run this guy

[Foidshevik @Foidshevik]

You think Marx and Engels ever… y’know… Nevermind that was stupid I’m stupid fuck fuck I’m so fucking stupid 💥stupid 💥 stupid 💥 stupid

[Foidshevik @Foidshevik]

They’re calling me the Sharmat, folks. They’re saying I’m older than music. They asked me, “Dagoth Trump, will you bring the light?”I said don’t you worry, Obama didn’t want to bring the light but I’m bringing it. I’m bringing a star, a big beautiful star. And an ancient sea.

[Foidshevik @Foidshevik]

Girls Trip to Amsterdam and the DMT cart breaking thru in the Anne Frank House. It’s like she never left.

[Foidshevik @Foidshevik]

@milkcrates_ They’re not called tweets anymore they’re called Sexts because the app is called Sex (formerly twitter)

[Foidshevik @Foidshevik]

Top scientists in Tel Aviv report that the Goyim Death Ray will be “awesome” and that “the streets will run black with the ashes of gentiles”. Nobel Peace Prize nominations are expected soon.

[Foidshevik @Foidshevik]

@milkcrates_ The Goyim Death Ray will remedy this. Marx bless you !

[Foidshevik @Foidshevik]

@ANXIJINPING I was here for this. I was the one getting #raped.

[Foidshevik @Foidshevik]

Saw tits for the first time today. Left something to be desired. I don’t feel anything anymore.

[Foidshevik @Foidshevik]

Everything is all fucked up now. The Transgenders are hosting phrenology parties and the republicans are running egirls. Fire the dongfengs already.

[Foidshevik @Foidshevik]

Got kicked out of an Uber Black for asking if they did the hotdogs tableside

[Foidshevik @Foidshevik]

Working on a new economic theory called “Rapenomics” to explain why a York peppermint patty and a monster cost my wife and kids and eight camels.

[Foidshevik @Foidshevik]

My anarcho-landlord just kicked me out of my anarcho-apartment for being white. Should I call the anarcho-police or try explaining that Irish-Americans are actually brown?