BIGGEST DORCHE💨

Tech Enthusiast 👨‍💻👨‍💻
Sprinter 👟
A Madridista🤍💪
Merengues Blancos Los Galácticos Los Vikingos
Hala madrid y nada mas🤍

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Garri competition went wrong 😹💔😹
#Garricompetition
#Garri
#yabatech
@_kingtundeedunt
@instablog9ja

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Which defender is this
@MadridistaaFC
@rkreddy
#fcmobile
#fcm
#gamingmeme
#gamingmeme

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This or 200k
Choose wisely

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The thing about life is
You fit get 20k today
Make you broke before night

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Life is so crazy that ppl have x(formerly Twitter) acct of 18 years
Like how
Generational artifact 😹💔🌚

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Backs on x X after months of break
My x banger is here🙏

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@Chiziterem_x @Olami_deeEbony @Brattyenori13 @john322226 @WahalaRoom 😹💔😹😹😹

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@Olami_deeEbony
@Brattyenori13
@Chiziterem_x
@john322226
@WahalaRoom
🤲🤲🤲🥹🥹

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Garri competition went wrong 😹💔😹
#Garricompetition
#Garri
#yabatech
@_kingtundeedunt
@instablog9ja

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"I gave"
"I gave"
Nah your money ni
U don dey show possession to wetin no belong to you 🤦

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CV update:
Skills: Microsoft Word, Excel, PowerPoint, turning beans into happiness 😂

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Imagine a motivational speaker: ‘Your first billion starts with one bean’ 😭😂

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University graduates after hearing akara business is profitable: ‘BSc Mass Communication, specialization in bean transformation’ 😭😂

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Economy hard but akara seller no dey fear recession. 6am: ‘Akara hot!’ — stock market don open 😂

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Next billionaire in Nigeria might not be from Silicon Valley… na person wey get the secret akara recipe 😂”

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Before: ‘I want to be a tech bro.’
After hearing akara advice: ‘Mama, where my frying pan dey?’ 😭😂

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LinkedIn headline: Founder & CEO of Akara Ventures Ltd — changing lives one bean at a time 😂

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Imagine telling your child: ‘Study hard so you can graduate and manage a successful akara franchise’ 😭😂

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Nigeria youths hear ‘akara, corn and kuli-kuli business’ and immediately start calculating: Beans ₦5k, oil ₦10k… profit margin go beat crypto 😂

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Roasted corn 🌽 From Canadian corn is available

Patronize me ooooo

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@yosore23 Wetin i dey do for freee
Gbewa joor 🤲