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Dancing for your pleasure...Yoko Ono follows me... s’appening Yoko? 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

[Scotland National Team @ScotlandNT]

🗳️ We've been drawn into Group C for the 2026 @FIFAWorldCup.

🇧🇷 Brazil
🇲🇦 Morocco
🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Scotland
🇭🇹 Haiti

#FIFAWorldCup

[S I M O N @fold15]

Massive credit to Andy Farrell and the lads, showed real leadership, composure, and belief to get the job done. And hats off to the Scotland boys too, fully justified their selection and stepped up big in every game 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 #Lions2025

[British & Irish Lions @lionsofficial]

History made 🦁

#Lions2025

[S I M O N @fold15]

Is that sleigh bells or the tinnitus acting up again #MerryChristmas 🎄

[Andy Murray @andy_murray]

Never even liked tennis anyway.

[Jonathan Pie @JonathanPieNews]

A new day in Westminster has dawned...

[Scott Bryan @scottygb]

Here’s a two minute supercut video of my favourite WTF TV election moments from overnight

[Dr. Farbod MBBCh FRCEM @EmergencyBod]

This is a great analogy for people who may still be undecided.

Remember the Tories want you NOT to vote.
The fewer people vote, the better they do.

Let’s give them the bloody nose they deserve.

Get out the vote!

#GE24 #4thofJuly #GeneralElection2024
https://t.co/65GEmgljnm

[Farrukh @implausibleblog]

John Oliver, "The Conservatives have had 5 different prime ministers over the past 14 years.. It's worth briefly revisiting all of them"

1⃣"David Cameron.. Austerity.. Brexit"

2⃣"Theresa May.. More austerity, two child cap"

3⃣"Boris Johnson.. His time in office was a shambles.. Britain left the EU on the same day of the first case of the corona virus was announced.. His handling of covid was an unmitigated disaster"

"For the record there is only one actual f*ckpig in Downing Street.. David Cameron.. As a student at Oxford he once put his d*ck in a dead pig's mouth"

4⃣"Liz Truss who had the shortest tenure of any British prime minister in history.. Her budget full of tax cuts for the rich which caused a mini economic crisis"

5⃣"Sunak the wet.. A man who literally does not have the sense to get in from the rain"

"Brexit created red tape that has grown exponentially.. Trading goods with the EU is now so onerous that many businesses have chosen to relocate into mainland Europe which is not good news for the UK"

"Brexit is estimated to be costing the economy about £100 billion a year"

"While Brexit makes the news, austerity is the legacy of Cameron and his successors because it has in so many ways obliterated public services"

"Take the NHS, years of under investment have left it gutted and understaffed.. Wait lists for NHS treatment have exploded.. More than 7.5 million waiting for non emergency treatment, that's over 2.5 million when the Conservatives came in in 2010"

[Supertanskiii @supertanskiii]

John Oliver is my new hero.

No notes.

[S I M O N @fold15]

Think I hear sleigh bells. Might be the tinnitus again…. 🎄

[S I M O N @fold15]

#MacFloyd 01.04.23 💎🌞✌️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 #darksideofthemoon50 #pinkfloyd https://t.co/JbjbEP5pvb

[When Football Was Better @FootballInT80s]

Who remembers the April Fools "fight" on Grandstand?

[Chris McCall @Dennynews]

Nationalise Morton’s rolls.

[PoliticsJOE @PoliticsJOE_UK]

"What a pr*ck."

"F*ck you Rishi Sunak, and f*ck the Tories."

Simon Pegg isn't a fan of the PM's compulsory maths plan for pupils.

[STV @WeAreSTV]

❤️ What does The Big Yin mean to you?

https://t.co/wdvKbmC5Z3

[S I M O N @fold15]

🐾 💜🧡💜 #thelookoflove https://t.co/uz2zUIhBT1

[S I M O N @fold15]

@MWGoneFishing Just yer run of the mill comedic national treasure Paul Whitehouse … and me 🙃 #cuttinabout #suitsyousir #Glasgow

[S I M O N @fold15]

@StephenHynds

[S I M O N @fold15]

Is it though? #QueuetheBirdieSong

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

the bird is freed

[David Baddiel @Baddiel]

The walk off. I love the walk off.