Things that made my toddler cry this week:
- I wouldn't let the dog drive him to daycare
- the bath was "too wet"
- he wanted syrup for breakfast...just syrup
- his sister "keeps looking at him"
- he wants shoes like his friend Jacob (there is no Jacob)
How about your kid?
Perks of being a crazy driver:
•Get places quicker
•Have more fun
•Tokyo Drift theme song suddenly becomes more relatable
•Friends don’t want you to drive = Save money on gas
•Increased preparedness for zombie apocalypse
•Getaway driver job opportunities