Perks of being a crazy driver:
•Get places quicker
•Have more fun
•Tokyo Drift theme song suddenly becomes more relatable
•Friends don’t want you to drive = Save money on gas
•Increased preparedness for zombie apocalypse
•Getaway driver job opportunities
Tried out the phrase “veggie centered lifestyle” in place of “vegetarian” on my family tonight. It was well received by most but my grandpa said “it sounds woke”
In 24 hours I’m going to give one random person that retweets this tweet $10,000 in Bitcoin! (Yup, gonna experiment with this instead of cash haha) Make sure you follow me so I can dm you if you win :)