Ted

Offensive and slightly retarded when sober.

[Ted @folkarme]

@MadAxes hahah arent we all

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slowly but surely understanding the entertainment value of twitter after being away for ages

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@MadAxes says the leftist ;)

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and yes i have degraded so far that i only use twitter to troll live feeds at a bar...

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the wild snorlax reappears! #syntaxerrorsthlm

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a wild snorlax appears #syntaxerrorsthlm

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The only thing I have to say about this God damned election in Sweden is as follow, I'd rather be dead than red.

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nothing quite like twisting your foot and face planting solid concrete on your last day of vacation, well played life well played.

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Leaving work early just because I have to clean my apartment, friday would be proud if I was 80 years old.

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The only thing standing between me and a fullfulling life is work and two cubic meter of beer.

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Trying to force choke a coworker that hasn't seen star wars, I got the pity look of death. Think I lost.

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this weekend I will ravage Budapest like Rocco... In my dreams while I drink in a dark corner.

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A vacation is a welcome break from having no sexlife.

[Ted @folkarme]

@CovertPervert you have been missed ;)

[Ted @folkarme]

@CovertPervert nice to see you around :)

[Brandi @CovertPervert]

My daughter walked and slapped my arm with a wet tampon. It was filled with water from the sink, but I threw up anyway.
Happy Monday.

[Ted @folkarme]

Best thing about free healthcare, free public toilets at the hospital.

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I have all my bases covered when going abroad. Being able to order a draft beer in 10 langauges and being borderline alcoholic helps.

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Got banned from the break room at work today by a office lady because I "ruined" her valentines day. Me 1 old lonely hag 0.

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@msnadinelt win win I'd say then haha