i love how the concept of internet safety (i.e. not clicking random links off the tl) does not apply to ao3 fic links. like. my device is important but me reading abt this omegaverse au is a matter of life or death
i hate when people "um actually" smut tropes 😔💔 idc if belly bulge is unrealistic idc if you can't actually feel someone cum inside you idc if there's a refractory period i'm gonna write it the way that makes my dick hard
Even when I'm 100% sure about something I still add "I think" "I guess" or "probably" to the end of the sentence half the time because what if im wrong