...still

Elephant shoes.

[Jane of the North @JaneotN]

I'm sorry that Mitch McConnell appears to have suffered a medical incident. He'll have the best health care that tax-payers' money can buy, and return to work to abolish medicare and social security for the rest of us.

[...still @folkpants]

Did they just have to reboot McConnell?

[Aiko @aikohwrites]

Are you tired of the overwhelming positivity of Ted Lasso? Well do I have the show for you! It's called Yellowjackets and it's totally about soccer

[...still @folkpants]

Waiting on Thai food. Beer rolling around in my gut. None of it green. What is life this Friday?

[...still @folkpants]

Within the past 48 hours I learned that a person I know in real life is watching #Yellowjackets and is pretty freaking obsessed about it, too, and we’re planning weekly hangouts to discuss season 2.
#buzzbuzzbuzz

[...still @folkpants]

Today I learned that raccoon dogs are not a made up thing.

[...still @folkpants]

Goddamn it this show is making me FEEL things.
#LeftBehind
#TheLastOfUs

[...still @folkpants]

Some underworld spy or the wife of a close friend.

#HappyValentine

[...still @folkpants]

Those poor fish.

[...still @folkpants]

I was just given a free chapstick. Can it get any better?

[...still @folkpants]

I had leftover Chinese food so I had to buy a microwave.

[J. Elvis Weinstein @JElvisWeinstein]

Before you go to bed, everyone post "The Aristocrats!"

[Jorts (and Jean) @JortsTheCat]

Its going to be so romantic when we all meet at the top of the empire state building in six month’s time

[Isle McElroy @isle_mcelroy]

In every relationship one person sends the memes and the other person has a day job

[...still @folkpants]

Oops.

[...still @folkpants]

Is this so he can sue the people mocking his big baby ass?

[Benjamin Perry @FaithfullyBP]

For the love of God, pundits: Long voting lines aren’t enthusiasm. They’re suppression.

[Andrew McCarthy @AJamesMcCarthy]

A composite image from this morning's eclipse showing the moon in various stages throughout the night. The size and shape of Earth's shadow is clearly visible here. These events are absolutely magical to witness and quite surreal.

[...still @folkpants]

Everything about this scene is so perfect, including the sound. The bus noise goes away during the kiss but comes back shockingly right after the headbutt.

[the original clown @Killingeveandme]

I miss them https://t.co/7N0sTergE9