Alex Malone

~cause love's never lost when perspective is earned~ Liam Gallagher telling me to zip it x1

[Alex Malone @folkred12]

@Yomiks1902 @carmenjessica26 The Knicks will start selling these as official merch next year and everyone will conveniently forget who started the trend

[Alex Malone @folkred12]

@SwiftyRuza And more successful

[Folk ⸆⸉ Swift Charts @SwiftyRuza]

Taylor Swift is younger and prettier

[Alex Malone @folkred12]

@glindanora Taylor has been spending the week being honored and with her fiancé - she does not care. Swifties however are praying that Joe treats her better.

[Alex Malone @folkred12]

@Tom_Smyth_ They would actually use the original lyrics to make her seem not only homophobic but also sexist and racist somehow

[Alex Malone @folkred12]

@MrJoeMcBob Just like every other trend she’s started, they’ll start attributing it to someone else if it becomes popular enough

[Alex Malone @folkred12]

Zohran Mamdani is younger and more attractive.

Trump was also the reason for the Knicks losing their only game in the finals

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Donald Trump turns 80.

[cat @hopingitgetstou]

we have to be serious sometimes

[Alex Malone @folkred12]

What sport can Taylor Swift ruin for men next? We need to see her at a few World Cup games so we can see even more grown men whine

[NBA @NBA]

TAYLOR SWIFT HYPED AFTER KNICKS HISTORIC GAME 4 COMEBACK 🗣️🗣️🗣️

[Aly&AJ Shady Facts @SITINHELLWITHU_]

Guy on TikTok told me to send him Taylor lyrics to prove she’s a deep writer and I sent him a Joni Mitchell lyric and he said “yeah this is only deep if you’re 15” and when I told him it was Joni Mitchell he blocked me

[mar⸆⸉ ☁️ @poetswifts]

never kill yourself because you never know when is taylor releasing new music

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

I know it’s become pretty cliche and cringey to talk about at this point but if you’re under like 25 I cannot stress enough how one time Obama wore a tan suit and people spent a week arguing over whether or not it was demeaning to the Oval Office and they were serious about it.

[✩ CEL ✩ @moonlithoax]

insane

[🩷❤️ @cowboydaylight]

You all know you can dislike Taylor Swift or Travis Kelce without making up lies that they are MAGA. The need to moralize your dislike of celebrities is honestly batshit insane.

[thebolter26 @6b5hcc2grv]

You notice how we know about this lawsuit because usually when someone sues you, it’s public knowledge lmao

[kris ☁︎ @perfectlyfine89]

Taylor has a song about this

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

There was a time in my life when I didn’t know who Erika Kirk was and I really took that for granted.

[jennie’s wife @jentayIor]

you know those old married couples who die within a week of each other? im planning on doing that with taylor

[Valerie❤️‍🔥☁️ @Valistryingg]

Growing up my mum always would tell me, “you will never make sense to someone who is determined to misunderstand you.” This is why every single time Taylor gives an interview, people will always take quotes out of context and come out with the worst takes from it.

[Alex Malone @folkred12]

Taylor Swift at 2 AM on April 19th 2024:

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

Reviewers saying the albums too long shit I don’t think it’s long enough