RULES FOR MUSIC FASHION FILM TOUR:
ON PHONE DURING UNDERSCORES SET: TELEVISED EXECUTION
NOT CHEERING DURING UNDERSCORES SET: ELECTRIC CHAIR
SITTING DOWN DURING UNDERSCORES SET: WATERBOARD TORTURE
SHADING UNDERSCORES DURING SET: DEATH BY FIRING SQUAD
Yeah idgaf. I do NOT play about Dolly and idgaf you’re weird as hell if you’re questioning her ethics especially when so many people including progressives, are mourning her!
At a family dinner, my uncle started complaining that menstrual products were a waste of wood because pads contain cellulose, which comes from trees. He kept insisting women in the old days survived without them anyway. My little sister looked at him and said, “Actually, your birth certificate was a waste of paper.” The table went completely silent.