Leah

[Leah @follen26]

We live in a generation of, not being in love, and not being together
But we sure make it feel like we're together

[Leah @follen26]

Bought an October Baseball hoodie and it’s 80° all week 🤡

[Leah @follen26]

Waited four and a half hours in line. #ElectionDay

[Leah @follen26]

Finally got my hair cut and colored and now I look like the ghost of myself

[Leah @follen26]

Well, Feah bought a Dyson vacuum at 3am this morning. I shouldn’t be allowed to make purchases. Cash only from here.

[Leah @follen26]

Today I moved out of my apartment after 3.5 years. I still can’t believe it. When I moved in I thought I’d stay forever. Now I have a home…with a man. 🫣 Who am I and what is life even ?

[Leah @follen26]

Would it be irrational to cancel my whole @peacock subscription bc commercials just started playing for no reason? They have no contact us page and only a useless bot for customer service

[Leah @follen26]

Ordered prescription sunglasses two days later and those will be here before the ones from my eye doctor 😂

[Leah @follen26]

The thing I’m most disappointed about since getting a glasses prescription is my sunglasses collection going to waste 😭

[Leah @follen26]

I’ve been in Florida for less than 12 hours and saw a lizard already

[Leah @follen26]

Eating mainly Haitian food for the last two weeks is something I didn’t know I needed to survive. What a dream.

[Leah @follen26]

People that can’t be bothered to wear no show socks with hey dudes or vans are a different breed.

[Leah @follen26]

I’m hyper aware of my lingering millennial fashion choices and just had to google if wedges are cheugy 🤪(followed up with a millennial emoji too)

[Leah @follen26]

You want to know what will really ruin your vacation? Seeing a national commercial for the company you work for 11 times an hour. I’ve literally never seen it once until we got to NJ last week.

[Leah @follen26]

I’ve been in the car since 1:30am. 🆘

[Leah @follen26]

When we finally move I’m getting a pool and a ninja creami.

[Leah @follen26]

@_rach0 So messy 🫣

[Leah @follen26]

@ohso_krispy Yessss. Twins! They sold out so fast last year when they came out I couldn’t sleep on them

[Leah @follen26]

Drunk ordered Margaritaville Crocs last night. I think that’ll be my boyfriend’s last straw with me 🫣

[Leah @follen26]

I bought a TV roughly a third of the size of my apartment and let me tell you there’s not an ounce of seasonal depression in this body. Even with ❄️ 🫒 trying to ruin my plans for tomorrow.

[Leah @follen26]

Bought tickets for a podcast show in PA bc they weren’t coming to the Midwest and today they added a show in MN and IL 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡