Alhaji Folaq

venn intersection of the faffery and the fuckery. views suppressed are my own. these are not my real thoughts

[Alhaji Folaq @follykrypton]

Skill issue.

[he professed and confessed to be a dëmin @ocksportello]

the only genuine reason I can think of for why soccer can never win american hearts is that it’s difficult to gamble on

[Emiliano @emipanelli]

Mi papá en el 82 empezó a coleccionar las pelotas del Mundial, son todas las originales, compradas en cada año del mundial, nunca se usaron para jugar… estan impecables.

Su regalo de hoy fue esto para que las ponga como se debe.

Pd: Nos falta la Jabulani (2010) que estamos en eso… por eso, como representación, hay una mas chiquita.

Y si, trionda ya esta ahi.

[KumoriRaver @kumoriRaver]

This 480-year-old Scottish football treasure 😳 just touched down at the 2026 World Cup in Miami 🇺🇸! ⚽✈️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
NOT a replica… this is the REAL thing the world’s oldest surviving football (1540s!), discovered hidden in the walls of Stirling Castle.
Scottish guy Andy is giving us all the incredible history on this tiny leather & pig’s bladder beauty that may have even been kicked around by a young Mary Queen of Scots!

[Damola Awoyokun @Osoronga]

The editor of The Drum then was Nelson Ottah. He was a gifted prose stylist. You should read his Rebels Against Rebels on Biafra's murder of Victor Banjo et al to appreciate his prose.
He probably wrote that piece.
One of my future task is to publish a collection of his writings.
He was that good.

[Alhaji Folaq @follykrypton]

SF brain mixed with Nigeria excellence (derog) is always an interesting combo.

[𝕖𝕞𝕣𝕖 @emrecolakoglu]

i'm assembling a team

[Alhaji Folaq @follykrypton]

Death by a million knee jerk reactions

[BIG LEO🦅 @leodey4u]

“30 days has September…” the most useful nursery rhymes ever

I use it all the time 😂

[Alhaji Folaq @follykrypton]

Hormuthz ball

[Ryan Petersen @typesfast]

If Iran wins their next 3 games and the US wins our next 2 games we play July 6th in Seattle.

[NO CONTEXT HUMANS @HumansNoContext]

That’s so accurate

[Alhaji Folaq @follykrypton]

Fish where the fish are but make it dastardly

[Redd @ReddCinema]

NC man was arrested for selling drugs in front of a drug rehab center

[Mathias @MathiasChu]

Gillette, al igual que Levi’s, no es sponsor del mundial así que le pidieron tapar el logo y lo hizo así

[Alhaji Folaq @follykrypton]

@Sweeegu I am going with Trump’s doctors please

[Alhaji Folaq @follykrypton]

Zo’s Knicks speech was basically him expanding on ASAP’s ‘I am not a Knicks fan. I am a Knick’ statement.

[Alhaji Folaq @follykrypton]

I love how Knicks past and present shared in this moment.

[Cilin Philip @Cilin22]

One of the best moments of the parade was watching @StarburyMarbury exude pure joy. Man was so happy! Once a Knick, always a Knick!

[Alhaji Folaq @follykrypton]

Gotta keep warring parties happy any means necessary

[New York Post @nypost]

Brazil football boss allegedly uses federation funds to fly mistress to NYC before meeting up with wife for World Cup opening ceremony https://t.co/i9J8s8Oedl

[Alhaji Folaq @follykrypton]

Once they got you like this in the infamy pic its dunzo

[NewsWire @NewsWire_US]

British Prime Minister Keir Starmer on the brink of resigning — Sun

[Alhaji Folaq @follykrypton]

Ancient of days status

[Ayomide Tayo @AOT2]

The classic British paparazzi in-car shot. Yup, he’s done.

[Alhaji Folaq @follykrypton]

The k drama telemundo mashup needs to happen if it hasn’t

[🥊𝕳 BARRAS DEL MUNDO ⚽🍺 @Barras_LATAM]

🇲🇽🇰🇷 UN MEXICANO SE CHAPÓ FUERTE A UN COREANO.

No son solo las mujeres parece.