Folusho🌹

Everything is in alignment with God’s plan

[𝗕𝗿𝗲𝗲𝘇𝘆’🦉 @OvOBrezzzy]

I fear she ate you up with this 😭😭

[Love @LacyLovejoy]

That’s. Not. How. Cancer. Works.

[mel @memegodmel]

u weird asf for putting tiramisu in a discussion w those industry plants

[Britt ✨ @starksmedici]

I thought it’d be common knowledge that this cannot be done without Natasha Richardson :(

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

Me at work with no idea what to prioritize because everything is "urgent"

[m | shatwar SOON @shiptorcxio]

might be a dumb question but if she doesn’t remember who he is could he not just say his name is peter

[Ray Mond @AmberRayz]

the urge to say "so you just hate me", when i don't get my own way

[Atokeade @pweetielumi]

Pay my council tax for 1 year

[cadu @aquamrae]

o único erro da miranda foi ter trocado esse homem gostoso pelo steve

[LL Cool Tweet @LLcoooltweet]

It gets worse when you have a child, because then you can’t just have a banana and a glass of wine for dinner. I mean you could, but you risk having your kid draw you eating a banana and a glass of wine for a school project like mine did.

[Mikey 〽️ @miikey11_]

The day ends at 4pm, it’s impossible to get out of bed in the morning because it’s so dark, you can’t sit outside, it’s depressing, cold and miserable. Winter is the pits. Don’t let a week of slightly uncomfortable temperatures deceive you.

[𝙒𝙢. @excusewilliam]

It's actually quite simple.

If I'm the one engaging in it, there's no such thing as too much PDA.

If I'm not, you two are doing too much and need to get a room.

[Taurus Groove @jiggyjayy2]

No matter if you feel like Rihanna is a bird or not, no woman deserves public embarrassment, all the nasty words should be thrown at HIM , not her

[Dr Ruby (she/her) jaboukies everything @PaperWhispers]

Am I a Black woman?

[celia @_celia_bedelia_]

We Stan an aware King

[💗 @ma1ybe]

This is sexist, isn't it ??

[cadu @aquamrae]

miranda de antes do steve, ainda falamos sobre você

[lou ☁️ @mcfclou]

Not enough nerds in the world anymore no one understands the reference