fomo cap

here for the keks

[BetMGM 🦁 @BetMGM]

The monk Wemby was training with

[Smiley @30GotNext]

I wanna see a modern-day Malice at the Palice son, imagine seeing Wemby get put in a chokehold by a Knicks fan

[Pardon My Take @PardonMyTake]

Spurs fans in the streets of Manhattan right now

[Anjali 👊🔥🇺🇸 @AnjaliVBhatt]

every single part of "my mayor muslim, my bagels jewish, my christian dior, knicks in four" is not applicable to me but that hasn't stopped me from saying it out loud fifteen times today

[Tooly @ToolySOL]

“Just one more bull run, I promise to take profits this time.”

[threadass🪡🥨 @disco_martini]

cannot stop saying my mayor muslim my bagel jewish my christian dior

[jaiya @jaiyagill]

before you invest in a startup always ask how tall the founders are

[🦋 fairy 🧚‍♂️ @thisdecfairy]

me judging people for being addicted to their phones after my battery die:

[Smiley @30GotNext]

Spurs whistle is insane man, they hatewatched for life

[Ayômîde 🧢 @Haryormdey4u]

How it feels when the tag of your shirt is touching you neck.

[fomo cap @FomoCap]

@TheBBallSage @jrichardgoodman @automaticnba @DeanO_Lytics @databallr @Wemby_Muse @SpursCulture @NBAonNBC @APEX_Hoops @Hooponomics @spacegang30 Who wins, Knicks or spurs?

[Today in History @TodayinHistory]

Napoleon was crowned King of Italy right here today in 1805.

[fomo cap @FomoCap]

@HighyieldHarry “Claude, make me look smart. Make no mistakes”

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Me thinking of different reasons why this person is calling before answering the call

[• @yducknow]

my alarm ringing for the past 10 mins

me in my dream:

[Boring_Business @BoringBiz_]

Life before this tweet dropped back in 2022

[Miilato @miiilato]

getting a new pair of shoes as an adult and not a single person asks how fast you can run in them