mads

gluten free ain't the life for me

[mads @fondforhaim]

And I would have stayed up with you all night had I known how to save a life

[mads @fondforhaim]

If one more person says I look 15 imma throw hands

[Harry Styles. @Harry_Styles]

Thank you to all the incredible women paving the way. Happy International Women's Day. H

[mads @fondforhaim]

lemonade mouth was way better than hsm

[🎊Cuntry Omega Slick Afficianado🎊 @fuk0to]

Overheard a woman say very angrily on the phone “I married a stale ham sandwich of a human” and calling someone a stale ham sandwich is probably my new favorite insult

[mads @fondforhaim]

There’s literally 7 inches of snow outside and it’s still snowing imma commit

[Sarah Chadwick @Sarahchadwickk]

Dear Donald Trump,
I’m the 16 year old girl who tweeted you and told you i didn’t want your condolences, I wanted gun control, and went viral because of it. I heard you’re coming to my community soon and I would like to express my opinions on gun control to you face to face.

[mads @fondforhaim]

I can’t believe I haven’t seen IT until now, the banter between the kids is my favorite

[B. @Ticklemelili]

So I’m @ the bank waiting in line & the guy in front of me is spitting game to the teller, she’s laughing & he’s attractive so I can tell she’s digging it, he asks her if he can take her out and she says “with what? The whole $11.96 you got in your account?” SON, my chest 😭

[(((bex))) free palestine @IBexWeBex]

“Why do I cry so much?”
“You’re pathetic”

[Minnesota Vikings @Vikings]

"It was LOUD in there. I couldn't hear myself think on the sideline. Those fans were incredible. They stayed to the end." -Case Keenum on the stadium atmosphere

#BringItHome

[mads @fondforhaim]

It’s literally been in the negatives since Christmas bro I’m sick of the cold where’s summer