chelsea

listen im just floating in the twitterverse tryna figure who to stan

[chelsea @fondlings]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 10 years, since 1 Feb 2013 (via @twi_age).

[chelsea @fondlings]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 9 years, since 1 Feb 2013 (via @twi_age).

[chelsea @fondlings]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 8 years, since 1 Feb 2013 (via @twi_age).

[chelsea @fondlings]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 7 years, since 1 Feb 2013 (via @twi_age).

[Kaitlyn Schiess @KaitlynSchiess]

At the bookstore, taking to someone who works there, I said, “Sometimes I get stressed that I don’t have enough time to read everything I want to.”

He paused and said, “It takes a special kind of person to feel that way.”

My first thought was- “Twitter will understand.”

[Santa Claus @1DAFSanta]

remember back in 2015 when we tried to buy One Direction from their management

[bea @beaadmires1D]

remember when One Direction made a promise and said they'll be back in 18 months ? no offense but they lied

[One Direction Memories @1D_flashback]

number of tattoos of each members of One Direction:

Harry: 67
Zayn: 62
Louis 36
Liam: 22
Niall: 0

[Zoe Hamilton @zoealexa5]

Unpopular opinion: Dylan Sprouse has always been the hotter twin

[nico 🖤 @nico__TTV]

Raise your hand if you’re afraid to become friends with people because you think everyone hates you or you’re annoying them 🙋🏻‍♀️🙋🏻‍♀️🙋🏻‍♀️🙋🏻‍♀️

[Joey⚡️ @joeygllghr]

Zodiac signs as my understanding of zodiac signs

Aquarium - wet

Pieces - two fish?

Air - good

Taurus - 0% APR for 72 months

Gini - wishful

Cancer - bad

Leo - one oscar

Virgin - me

Scorpion - also bad

Saggy terrorist - old and very bad

Candy corn - good on Halloween

[jules @webshootrs]

I SAID STAN TWITTER DO YOU KNOW THIS FUCKING SONG

[riv @seintlaurent]

i'm just gonna say it... FUCK europeans for being able to travel to any pretty european country they want via a TRAIN

[‎⎊ ѕρσσку sᴛᴇᴘʜ ➐ 🇨🇦 @ghoulgirl0666]

if that was me behind that cap I would say, “Mr. Holland, I don’t feel so good.”

[chelsea @fondlings]

im currently reading a stucky au with businessman!bucky and waiter!steve and it's fucking glorious