Dear fellow Eurotards.
We already know Russia is responsible for Ingrowing toenails, HIV, thrush and the brutal and unnecessary extinction of the Dinosaurs.
Now, we have proof (we dont actually) that they are responsible for mass migration into our EuroReich!!
We now have conclusive evidence that Russia is controlling and directly involved in the Paris Riots.
Sending hundreds of billions of EU taxpayers money into the black hole of Kyiv, while ignoring domestic problems has nothing to do with it.
🇺🇦Slava Ukraini 🇺🇦
We are horrified by recent reports that Ukraine is losing at least 27,000 men a month fighting our War against Russia.
We are only horrified because If they continue at this rate, there will soon be no one left and we will have to surrender
🇺🇦⚰️We stand with Ukraine 🇺🇦⚰️
We are delighted that we will soon be able to buy Russian Diesel from the USA
This will allow us to pretend the EU isnt buying Russian energy while doing just that
The fact that you will pay twice as much than if we bought it from Russia directly, isnt my problem, its yours.
I have asked @realDonaldTrump and @elonmusk to stop being naughty and continue "helping" my dear @ZelenskyyUa
If (when) they dont, I will issue a stern statement confirming we Stand with Ukraine for 10,000 years.
What else do you expect?
🇪🇺 Europe will stand with 🇺🇦 Ukraine even if (likely) most of whats left of Ukraine becomes Russia (again)
Millions of dead, crippled, mass poverty and the utter destruction of their economy is a price they have to pay
Hundreds of Billions is a small price for you to pay
We are deeply disturbed by recent worrying developments in the United States, including attempts to lower energy costs for the public.
Putting your taxpayers and citizens first sets a dangerous precedent, and will not be tolerated in Europe.
Slava Ukrani
We are delighted to launch this manual for all MEP's and Commissioners.
Dear @ZelenskyyUa we hope it assists in insuring the Billions we have sent continue to arrive.
We stand with Ukraine and will never, ever listen to our own taxpayers who want Peace and an end to War.