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[Pop Base @PopBase]

Today is National Black Cat Appreciation Day.

[fons @fonimp]

@CYBERSNUGGLE Mid allegations

[tavo @tavernofterrors]

you know it’s officially summer when the european air conditioner discourse starts

[joooooooooooooooooooon @navoltaeupego]

hoje a gente faria 4 anos se você não tivesse olhado meu celular 💔

[Kentrell @AkadeBemsen]

We had great sex yesterday why tf would u wake up and go thru my phone

[Max @maxtmcc]

Does it confuse outsiders that Americans say “The Electoral College helps small states so big states (#1 California, #2 Texas, #3 Florida, #4 New York) don’t decide the election” and then you look at the state that decided the election and it’s #5, Pennsylvania

[Jennifer Jenkins @Jenkins4Florida]

We can automatically register to draft but not to vote. Got it.

[fons @fonimp]

Literally can’t even give full sentences to trump voters

[Lazzyyyyyy @em_Lazzy]

Be honest…

When you find out someone supports Trump, does it change how you see them? Like… does the respect shift a little, or not at all?

[fons @fonimp]

@stelzner_n1150 Kinda embarrassing to have ever been duped by that big ass dumbass

[mo ⋆.ೃ࿔*:･🍂🍁 @fruitpibble]

i love my country California

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Today is 20 de Enero.

[fons @fonimp]

Why does someone else’s Big iPhone look bigger than my Big iPhone

[gooseworx gooseworx gooseworx gooseworx gooseworx @GooseworxMusic]

Why does everything always have to get weird when I abuse substances?

[VoteHub @VoteHub]

🚨BREAKING: The Indiana Senate has REJECTED the proposed 9-0 GOP gerrymander.

The existing 7-2 congressional map will remain in place.

[eva baseball @NoPoasting]

made out with a girl at a bar and somebody nearby said "i knew they would do that eventually"

[mogii এ @yearncel]

Babe I noticed you checked out of our long distance short term no commitment delusional casual humilationship

[noelle femcel @wh0r30z]

last night was a movie with an unnecessary sex scene bro