Mrs. H.K. PDX

Professional kitten wrangler. Terminally uncool.

[Yousef Munayyer @YousefMunayyer]

When a Michelangelo with a camera captures David fighting Goliath in action.

Getty image by Mustafa Hassouna

[Mrs. H.K. PDX @foodiestatic]

Me: I’m still processing things.

Guy: What are you... a Commodore 64?

Me: BASIC bitch.

[Mrs. H.K. PDX @foodiestatic]

I’m so tired of waking, reading the news and thinking “No no no no no no...”

[Mrs. H.K. PDX @foodiestatic]

He was a champion of the underdog. https://t.co/3PVNl1cuTP

[Wilkine Brutus @wilkinebrutus]

Anthony Bourdain on humanity:
"Meals make the society, hold the fabric together in lots of ways that were charming and interesting and intoxicating to me. The perfect meal, or the best meals, occur in a context that frequently has very little to do with the food itself." RIP

[Mrs. H.K. PDX @foodiestatic]

@kierstenwhite Spiders... unleashing havoc and ruining spelling too early in the morning.

[Mrs. H.K. PDX @foodiestatic]

“Art is a great way to pour your heart out.” https://t.co/wMGasF0XtC

[Mrs. H.K. PDX @foodiestatic]

Cheers Hubble! ...and thanks for the intro to this bright young star. https://t.co/Zp5he372DM

[Mrs. H.K. PDX @foodiestatic]

AJR -Best live show of the year! These guys rock their hearts out and connect with the audience on a level unprecedented. #bestshowever @AJRBrothers

[Mrs. H.K. PDX @foodiestatic]

@pattonoswalt He gave the commencement speech at my college graduation. Everyone respected and loved him. Rapt.

[Mrs. H.K. PDX @foodiestatic]

@GKercheck @latimes Perfect timing! *gag*

[Mrs. H.K. PDX @foodiestatic]

The art of the trade. https://t.co/m6t505Tbgd

[Al Yankovic @alyankovic]

Holy cow, what a day. Thanks again to @Lin_Manuel and @jimmyfallon. So much fun.

[Albert Brooks @AlbertBrooks]

Trump announced today that he will run in 2020. Robert Mueller said, "If I were you I would run now."

[Mrs. H.K. PDX @foodiestatic]

[Dtr has my cell in the backseat of the car]

Dtr: Uncle Andy texted the “Shit takes are coming in.”
Me: *thoughtful silence*
Me: The Shiitakes?
Dtr: Oooh....Don’t tell anyone I said that!

[Mrs. H.K. PDX @foodiestatic]

Spent the last 2 hrs chauffeuring my dtr through a snowstorm. Now, I get to drink all of the wine. All of it. #winterparenting

[Mrs. H.K. PDX @foodiestatic]

Makes sense. https://t.co/l6xmfwpjW2

[kelly @jtsflannel]

I’m too afraid to say I don’t believe in ghosts because I’m scared they’ll hear and haunt me as a target #MyWeirdSuperstition

[Mrs. H.K. PDX @foodiestatic]

YASS!!! https://t.co/llVVkACFdj

[Willamette Week @wweek]

Get ready, Le Pigeon fans: Portland’s finest chef will open a whole different kind of restaurant this year. https://t.co/LQ6rIfObDq

[Mrs. H.K. PDX @foodiestatic]

That Haunted Mansion Disney moment when you drive through fog and check your rear view mirror for hitchhikers in the back seat.

[Mike Seidel @mikeseidel]

Snow globe in Oswego County, NY with a snowfall rate of at least 2"/hour. The short term high res models forecast an impact for the AM rush in the #Syracuse area. We'll be back at 6 AM ET on @weatherchannel

[Mrs. H.K. PDX @foodiestatic]

Exactly. https://t.co/ouhYMGqJ43