(during a bum change)
Dad: you sir have a disgusting bum.
3yr old Son: my bum is crazy.
Dad: crazy?
Son: my bum shoots balls
Dad: you better not shoot balls
Son: my bum shoots butt nuggets.
I was having a poopy day and then I got this! Breast day ever! @SteveHofstetter thank you so much for being awesome! I love your videos! Can't wait to s you again in person!
I was hesitant to see T as president and thought a business based, not popularity based would be good. Several years later the egg still won't come off.
@elonmusk Never let him back on here. His access to social media with NO FILTERS is a horrible decision for America and the world. (I'm Canadian and the only good he did was make our money better as his failed)
@elonmusk Hire me to fact check these people! I would love to see more factual up to date information for news and relevant sorting options. I want to search better for local events and world News separately. Thank you for buying this. I hope you fix it good!
My big boy came to the deer feeder today. (First day after shotgun hunting season) I'm glad to see he made it. I will protect him for the next session hunt too! https://t.co/yLNtRaSFFj
#shrinkflation does it again. To my coffee! The 900g is gone and it's 816 now and WAS $6-7 now it's on sale at Walmart $12! To my coffee???? Really. I'm not stressed enough?!?!? https://t.co/ou8bvhJBpn
Not you too @Folgers ?!? Wth seriously. I never thought my coffee would do this to me...... And where did your 900g go? It's 816g now and double cost #walmart#shrinkflation#yousuck