Austin

God has blessed me with an amazing life and family.

[Austin @Fookenmonkey]

@thalys4337euro I love how the shavings of the oil drain plug are now inside of the crank case.

[Austin @Fookenmonkey]

@MrBeast 1,000,000 pennies

[Austin @Fookenmonkey]

@NA95877035 @GmorganJr @mattgaetz Yeah and this is Gerald Morgan. lol I think him and his associates are more known per household than Matt Gaetz.

[Austin @Fookenmonkey]

@alphafox This is dumb, just pull the bottom of the strap right where it overlaps and it blows apart.

[Pete Hegseth @PeteHegseth]

Thank you @KidRock.

@USArmy pilots suspension LIFTED.

No punishment. No investigation.

Carry on, patriots. 🇺🇸

[The Facts Dude 🤙🏽 @Thefactsdude]

JUST IN: Afroman drops a banger before the lawsuit against him goes to court Monday in Adams County, Ohio.

Afroman just released “Batteram Hymns of the Police Whistle Blower” a day before the lawsuit heads to court.

Adams County sheriffs are suing Joseph Foreman for defamation, invasion of privacy, and intentional infliction of emotional distress for featuring them in his music videos from the night they raided and vandalized his house and allegedly stole $400.

In the new song and video, he calls the deputies out by name, packed with videos photos from the raid and some AI to make it comical.

Pretty ballsy.

[Austin @Fookenmonkey]

@8_gounce @anttsinc Dang you wrecked me bro

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

UNDEFEATED.

[US Oil & Gas Association @US_OGA]

Hello.

It's important we all stay in our specific lanes of expertise.

We respectfully never comment about your specific lane of expertise which is:

"My Life As A Garden Gnome."

We ask you show us the same respect please....

[Austin @Fookenmonkey]

@MarioNawfal Y’all love giving money to enemy countries. I know Trump hasn’t given/granted Iran as much money as sleepy Joe and Obama did, but a couple more weeks of missles and Trump will have given more than them! You should be happy!

[Austin @Fookenmonkey]

@FmrRepMTG Take another L

[Imtiaz Mahmood @ImtiazMadmood]

Trump captured a dictator. Maduro is sitting in a cell in New York. Special Forces blasted through steel doors like paper.

He seized 6 oil tankers across TWO oceans. The Navy tracked them from the Caribbean to the Indian Ocean.

He gave Iran 30 days. They’re now BEGGING to negotiate. Talks start Tuesday.

He told Hamas: FULL disarmament. Then raised $5 BILLION to rebuild Gaza.

He released 3 MILLION Epstein files. Goldman Sachs lawyers are resigning. Princes are being investigated. The elite are in free fall.

And 10 days ago, the last nuclear treaty expired. No limits. For the first time in 50 years, America’s nuclear arsenal is UNCHAINED.

One man did this. In 60 days.

They told you he’d start World War III. Instead, he ended wars, captured dictators, and made the entire world come to the table.

This isn’t politics. This is history.

- @MrPool_QQ

[Austin @Fookenmonkey]

@LeadingReport @grok is this real? What is the accuracy of this account posting facts?

[Austin @Fookenmonkey]

@AtualizadoSaber @grok what’s going on here

[UglyTrucker @uglytruck3r]

I I told myself I wasn’t going to get riled up about this anymore because the government doesn’t care… but here I am, sick, and pissed off, so here goes…
It’s NOT OK @SecDuffy to overlook these highway terrorists any longer. We cannot, as a nation , give five minutes of glory to taking illegal truckers off of the road, then turn a blind eye and continue to let them kill people …just for the sake of Big Trucking. We need to hammer down and continue to remove these thugs from our streets and highways. DO SOMETHING

[Dr. Clown, PhD @DrClownPhD]

This is a long video but trust me, it's worth it! 😂

[Austin @Fookenmonkey]

@ImMeme0 @PeteHegseth @DeptofWar @SecWar can y’all do something about this?

[il Donaldo Trumpo @PapiTrumpo]

WELL, I THOUGHT IT WAS A GOOD SPEECH!!!😆😂😂😂