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I’ve decided to form a choir for Christmas so if anyone wants to join, let me know

So far, it’s just Dean, Don, Mary, Lee and I

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Apparently, it’s some sort of spice seasoning. The missus wasn’t impressed.

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This better not go to penalties as I’ve got to be in work in eight hours

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[Djsoapytitwank @DBJ1970]

Scary driving about this morning. #snow

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Those that say the Bible is the greatest story ever told obviously never heard about my night in Amsterdam with a bag of Coke, three midget hookers and a one eyed donkey.

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They walk amongst us 🙈

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#facts

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Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house
Nothing was stirring, not even a mouse

I knew I should have bought a carbon monoxide detector

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It’s time for it’s annual outing

[Wayne Kerr @WayneKe68379803]

I’m totally disgusted at last night’s result. We only managed a poor 1-1 draw against what’s basically a third world pub team.

Makes me ashamed to be Macedonian.

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Morning

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Finally T-shirts in my size