Thomas Foolery

Sophisticated... Yet Psycho

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I've come to fully understand why I don't have friends...

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@YamidRios @Rageoverrun @KingJames The NBA gets big check (all American sports do) from TV rights. If the TV ratings are down, the next check will be less. Meaning, not only will the NBA make less TV revenue, but so will the players.

If your customers don't like the product, you need to change the product.

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@AnxiousLionO I just bought your home

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@jupitersembrace Sky definitely called him a DEI hire.

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A recruiter messaged me on Indeed for Office Manager position.

I asked the salary for the role and explained my current pay rate.

Why was the next message "You skills don't fit the needs of this position..."

Nigga you contacted me. Just say you are broke and keep it moving

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@AnAprilAries_ @PlainJaneDee_ I have two daughters. Until they had hair to get braided they wore their hair how it was. It's a mentality. It's unhealthy to be so obsessed with hair that you do something that is potentially bad to your child's scalp.

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@ta_marah7 Father finger... father finger, where are you?

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I'm teaching my 6 yo Puns part in Twinz

Apparently they riddled two middle age men that didn't diddly

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@moonwolfnsc @bullyray5150 @BustedOpenRadio -Snitching on Jesse Ventura for wanting to unionize, because Hogan knew if the wrestlers organized, he would get less money
-openly racist toward Black people, presumably all minorities
-know liar (steroid use, wrestling history)
-being a Maga-maniac

He is a POS.

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@STRAPPEDUS The fact that no one is making the sugarbear comparison is killing me

https://t.co/VXd4OlXnqG

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Why aren't sex workers allowed to network on Linked In?

It's not a recognized industry.

Seems weird, that a site that prides itself on having everyone circle jerk and blowing each other doesn't provide the ability for people, that's their actual profession, to network.

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@topmanbigchakra That fight was ASS! I want to cancel my Netflix subscription

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Bored... & wondering, wassup America?

Also, when will we be ready for a Woman President?

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@larryhostawards @KeithOlbermann @KFILE The quiet part, is our country is not ready for a Black Woman President. Kamala would lose and she is infinitely more competent than both of them.

If the plan is to sneak Kamala in after the election because sleepy Joe is too sleepy, I'm cool. But sleepy Joe is too sleepy for me

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@B_Keps Might have to, only can roll over 40 hours

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Today, I found out that I was supposed to take 43 days off every year.

40 fucking three!

Who the fuck can NOT be at work for a month and half.

Next year definitely need to plan out vacationS. Got an email from HR today that I have 240 hours of pto to take by Jan 13.

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I got to see Korn on Monday. They were awesome! Only have Nas and LL left on my bucket list for artist

Just a side not, does anyone else go to concerts and use noise canceling head phones/ ear plugs to protect their old ears?

I know I'm washed

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@TheOneBMiller @_OgStu I was confused, I thought he was showing a good hand.

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@shollins271 @3D_orlando @AnxiousLionO To be fair the photo also Atom Ant, Secret Squirrel and Mighty mouse. And some weirdo teddy bear I have never seen. Hong Kong Phooey is not a crazy ask

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@_poopinthepants @AnxiousLionO You might be worse than him

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@loopingjane Your social circle sucks ass if that's how you feel. I have never drank or smoke. And never did I feel this way

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