ℤ 𝕖 𝕕 𝕕 - #𝟝𝟟𝟙

𝑁𝑜𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑏𝑢𝑡 𝑡𝑟𝑜𝑢𝑏𝑙𝑒
𝘈𝘭𝘸𝘢𝘺𝘴 𝑏𝑖𝑡𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑜𝑓𝑓 𝑚𝑜𝑟𝑒 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑛 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑦 𝑐𝑎𝑛 𝑐ℎ𝑒𝑤

[ℤ 𝕖 𝕕 𝕕 - #𝟝𝟟𝟙 @foolhxrdy_]

"𝘛𝘤𝘩. 𝘊𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘰𝘯!

           𝘛𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙮 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘦𝘴𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘨𝘰𝘵?!"

𝙾𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚣𝚎𝚊𝚕𝚘𝚞𝚜 𝚃𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚔𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚛:
𝙽𝚘 𝚑𝚘𝚕𝚎 𝚐𝚘𝚎𝚜 𝚞𝚗𝚙𝚞𝚗𝚒𝚜𝚑𝚎𝚍 .

🖤+🔄

[ℤ 𝕖 𝕕 𝕕 - #𝟝𝟟𝟙 @foolhxrdy_]

W-What?! No! This can't be!

"Where the hell're all my berries?!"

They pat their once fat pockets. To their annoyance, the thief's somehow been stolen from.

"Ooh, someone's gonna pay-"

[ℤ 𝕖 𝕕 𝕕 - #𝟝𝟟𝟙 @foolhxrdy_]

The gremlin is sneaking up on the reader to swipe an item.

[ℤ 𝕖 𝕕 𝕕 - #𝟝𝟟𝟙 @foolhxrdy_]

Kicking and flailing.

"Oi, oi! Get your grubby mitts offa me!"

[ᴀʟᴄᴏʀ #𝟺𝟼𝟸 @FerrousPunk]

Picking up the reader by their head.

[ℤ 𝕖 𝕕 𝕕 - #𝟝𝟟𝟙 @foolhxrdy_]

👾 I EXIST!

Just took a bit of a break to deal with life stuff. ^^

[ℤ 𝕖 𝕕 𝕕 - #𝟝𝟟𝟙 @foolhxrdy_]

Arceus almighty! What the hell was this asshole made of?!

[ᴀʟᴄᴏʀ #𝟺𝟼𝟸 @FerrousPunk]

Nope. No Thunderbolt again for them.

Incoming Iron Head with concussive force.

[ℤ 𝕖 𝕕 𝕕 - #𝟝𝟟𝟙 @foolhxrdy_]

They raise a brow.

"You said tiddies. I gave tiddies. Well....."

They glance down.

"Biddies, but same difference. Beggars can't be choosers, Big Boy~"

[ᴀʟᴄᴏʀ #𝟺𝟼𝟸 @FerrousPunk]

"Definitely is. Can't believe ya thought that ya fulfilled the criteria I yelled out."

Prepping to fire off another Thunderbolt–

[ℤ 𝕖 𝕕 𝕕 - #𝟝𝟟𝟙 @foolhxrdy_]

The Kentucky Fried Twink yelps before shooting him a glare.

"Oi! That any way to thank someone doin' you a service?!"

[ᴀʟᴄᴏʀ #𝟺𝟼𝟸 @FerrousPunk]

Hitting them with a Thunderbolt.

[ℤ 𝕖 𝕕 𝕕 - #𝟝𝟟𝟙 @foolhxrdy_]

Blink.... Blink....

"Well, since you asked so nicely-"

[ℤ 𝕖 𝕕 𝕕 - #𝟝𝟟𝟙 @foolhxrdy_]

👾Everybody, give it up for the reigning champion of,
"𝙁𝙪𝙘𝙠 𝘼𝙧𝙤𝙪𝙣𝙙 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙁𝙞𝙣𝙙 𝙊𝙪𝙩"!

[ℤ 𝕖 𝕕 𝕕 - #𝟝𝟟𝟙 @foolhxrdy_]

They waste no time getting down on all fours- face down, ass up- with arms crossed for their head to lay on.

"Aye, aye, Captain!"

They are....horrendously underestimating the danger they're in right now.

[ℤ 𝕖 𝕕 𝕕 - #𝟝𝟟𝟙 @foolhxrdy_]

GASP!

"✨P r o m i s e~?✨"

[ℤ 𝕖 𝕕 𝕕 - #𝟝𝟟𝟙 @foolhxrdy_]

"Unless ya actually /want/ to watch~"
They tease, giving their rump a little wiggle.

[ℤ 𝕖 𝕕 𝕕 - #𝟝𝟟𝟙 @foolhxrdy_]

They huffed as they picked themselves up. Incoherent grumbling littered with curses could be heard while they gathered their clothes.
Of course, Senna's waiting was noticed and met with snark.

"Tch. What're ya waiting on? I don't need your supervision."

And then a sly smirk.

[ℤ 𝕖 𝕕 𝕕 - #𝟝𝟟𝟙 @foolhxrdy_]

Aaaand...
Smugness: Gone!
Confidence: Deceased!
Hotel: Trivago

There is only panic and the kicking of legs as they wonder how the hell a human was so terrifyingly strong.

"Woah, woah, AY- UNCLE!"

[ℤ 𝕖 𝕕 𝕕 - #𝟝𝟟𝟙 @foolhxrdy_]

"Pfft-"

A poorly restrained, muffled snicker could be heard past her grip.
The line between bravery and stupidity may as well not exist for them. The chub they were rocking would attest to that.

"Shays you~"

[ℤ 𝕖 𝕕 𝕕 - #𝟝𝟟𝟙 @foolhxrdy_]

They lose a bit of that smugness for a second, visibly surprised. They only leaned in, hands on their hips as they teasingly swayed.
That sudden intensity definitely piqued Zedd's interest.

"Oh-ho~? And if I don't?"

[ℤ 𝕖 𝕕 𝕕 - #𝟝𝟟𝟙 @foolhxrdy_]

"Fufufu~ What's wrong, Ice Queen? Like whatcha see~"

[ℤ 𝕖 𝕕 𝕕 - #𝟝𝟟𝟙 @foolhxrdy_]

Oh-oh?
FINALLY! Someone who appreciates the arts!

[ℤ 𝕖 𝕕 𝕕 - #𝟝𝟟𝟙 @foolhxrdy_]

Valentine's Day?!
Hah! All this lovey-dovey shit looked absolutely ridiculous to the mon.
They 𝙩𝙤𝙩𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙮 weren't jealous of the lovely couples all over the place.

Nope. Not one bit. Couldn't be him.

[ℤ 𝕖 𝕕 𝕕 - #𝟝𝟟𝟙 @foolhxrdy_]

Sitting perched atop a tree, wracking that devious little brain of theirs for the latest ploy to be a complete nuisance.

Maybe, they could use Thief and yoink an item off of some poor sap.
Hell, if they were lucky, they could even score a Sitrus Berry!

𝘍𝘶𝘧𝘶𝘧𝘶~