the april fool

im as fine as a canary in a cat mine. honestly i wouldn’t follow this is basically a diary. i bake things, smoke weed, play switch, & travel in my van. she/they

[the april fool @foolinfaries]

Sims 4: Congrats! Your sim is happy from being well taken care of. Her hygiene, social, etc levels are all at 100%

Me: sitting in my dark living room, haven’t gotten up in days, eyes bloodshot, Taco Bell bag rustles underneath me, *smiles*

[the april fool @foolinfaries]

@weeeedfairy I LOVE THE SPLIT HAIR ON U ‼️‼️

[the april fool @foolinfaries]

@em1thy yeah this sparked a love for that color in me this was my favorite one

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@em1thy @iTylerStevens he knew you were gna tweet this shit

[the april fool @foolinfaries]

two days after the concert and life is back to complete bullshit lmfao so glad i went so i can just disassociate through this fucking shit and pretend i’m there.

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@cliffdiverOK i heard your guys’ music for the first time at the HM concert in STL! i’m a fan now! your stage presence was killer and you guys rocked fucking hard 😊

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@benquadok yeah this rocked

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i can’t believe i’d never listened to cliffdiver before last night that was the most fun and incredible live performance. the entire hm show last night was a fucking dream. goddammit.

[the april fool @foolinfaries]

it was embarrassing enough that video going viral of that cop clearly struggling with a childrens slide but now that there’s hundreds of videos of people proving its really hard to make that even happen is so hilarious

[the april fool @foolinfaries]

yea i don’t really have words for how cool and fun that was. in case you can’t tell i was very close 😭

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I WAS AT THIS. and i got a pick from ryan 😁

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the life of being horribly physically disabled is having the opportunity to go to two concerts back to back nights but knowing that’s beyond your body’s limits and you have to pick one concert. BUT IM PUMPED FOR HOT MULLIGAN.

[the april fool @foolinfaries]

GIRLS NIGHT!!!! (my boyfriend went to a concert and i stayed home to hang out with my dog and play spiritfarer)

[the april fool @foolinfaries]

LOL THEY WERE CLOSED DUE TO POWER OUTAGE i try and try and it never works. it took so much to get over here today. and people think i’m living like this bc i don’t try.

[the april fool @foolinfaries]

today is the day…. i am SO ANXIOUS corporate people job people make me so fucking nervous i’m an artist i wasn’t meant to be fucking doing all this.

[the april fool @foolinfaries]

since medicare so kindly assigned me a pcp in a city in which i do not live & delayed my getting into a doctor even longer im going to a mo jobs center monday to see if i can find anything willing to work with my disability and not be a cunt about it. nothing in my life this far

[the april fool @foolinfaries]

oh my god, you suck so bad

[Emma Camp @emmma_camp_]

Funny story when I lived on the lawn, literally half of us went *cough, cough I have allergies* to the disability office in order to get an A/C unit. Because who wants to be A/C-less in VA heat?!

Anyway the next year they gave all lawnies A/C units lol.

[the april fool @foolinfaries]

my one year anniversary is in three days 🥺 and we’re going to be at a hot mulligan concert for it 🥺

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imagine you make a change to your app and it inspires millions of people to use an obscure apple feature for the very first time in their lives…. to change the app back to the way it was before. it’s just all SO embarrassing for him

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i just realized it’s kind of hard to tell in the picture …. they’re pink.

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my future sister in law and i got girl beers

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so iconic they included it in a disney movie and he just threw it away for his bullsh*t