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academy award winning procrastinator

[𝘿𝙍𝙀𝙀𝙕𝙔 @foolishmdmn]

@Elite24hoops @blazerbanter Ok tom dundon

[Steven @StevenWallaby]

When the fajitas come out sizzlin

[𝘿𝙍𝙀𝙀𝙕𝙔 @foolishmdmn]

I wish my employees liked leaving work on time as much as I do

[Lockmort @lockmort]

Great. Now even GTA is doing it. What the hell is this Rockstar? You thought we wouldn't notice?

Lighting wasn't enough. Look at the color scheme of the vehicles and wildlife and tell me that doesn't make you want to suck cock?

This is intentional.

I will not be gaslit.

[incognito tab #3 @notcrypticno]

IF YOU'RE IN NEW YORK RN GO IN THE JEW TUNNELS AND TELL THEM THE KNICKS WON

[𝘿𝙍𝙀𝙀𝙕𝙔 @foolishmdmn]

@longislandviper I still feel like no one cares more about Last Stand than Brad

[octopus/caveman @octopuscaveman]

Telling the barista at Starbucks i clogged the toilet as Im leaving

[DAKKADAKKA @DAKKADAKKA1]

“He’s been waiting 15 years for Metroid Prime 4. Make it Dogshit.”

[Dustin Furman @DustinCanFly]

ANOTHER STEAM CONTROLLER SECRET FOUND!!!

[Mads @europemaxxed]

"Hey I just came back from my cruise in Argentina"

[Ultima @UltimaShadowX]

I can’t hear anyone talk about Star Wars Day anymore without thinking about this video:

[𝘿𝙍𝙀𝙀𝙕𝙔 @foolishmdmn]

@HunchoGambles I think the duo of Dame/Giannis will work better now that they are both older.

[🕷️Smart Alec🕸️ @_TheSmartAlec1]

This will be the sixth time we have given the FoX-Men their swan song, and we have become exceedingly efficient at it

[7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000]

Leaving the Starbucks bathroom after doing an absolute paint job

[zenith @zenithvx]

ICE when they get deployed tomorrow:

[Conner O'Malley @conner_omalley]

Irish Zionism