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Dear @U2, @OfficialBono The boyz and me would like to meet at one of your mansions to discuss me and the boyz joining the band. I have heard that you are concerned there is not enough "equity" in the world, so I thought you could divide some of your equity with me and my boyz. We'll only ask for a cell phone (no data limitations, please paid by @U2 ) for each of us and about $2000 per month per person after we force (are allowed) in. Security won't be able to deter us and we can enter without restriction; come and go as we please. We may need to hop over the castle walls but we will, without impunity. We look forward to your warm reception. Perhaps we could dig under the castle moat if the castle walls are too steep. What do you think? Maybe you could give us a fist bump when we get there. Oh, we will be staying with one of you at all times. Don't worry about the friends I invite, they'll only be bringing fentanyl, not any hard core stuff. If we are low on cash, we will hock some of your equipment so we can fund our lifestyle. We may need to steal a few things as well, but you will understand, in the name of equity. We are hoping that we will be able to move up in the organization and earn more money and when we do we will give the @U2 welfare back to you. Our gang will keep the peace at the @U2 mansion. There may some folks that come in that we will need to introduce you to, so keep your head on a swivel. If you are frustrated with any of us, please don't push us, because one of us may confront you and let you know that we have every right to be at the @U2 mansion and share in the spoils of @U2 success. By the way, if we get a little messy and break things, don't be too mad because we are oppressed and we solely seek freedom. We know you will understand. Additionally, when one of the boys OD's, the cost of the medical care will be paid by @U2 and when one of our babes has a kid, @U2 will fund it without limitation and @U2 will pay each of the kids around $1,200 per month until they are adults. Oh, I forgot, we will not contribute a thing to @U2 but we will still expect our cut, unless you give us a promotion. Even when President Trump returns to office, we expect these same benefits. I know that Paul said President Trump is a "dictator." We can discuss at our first meeting. Please don't go authoritarian on us and keep us out, despite all you know about us. Freedom without any consequences is what we all want. Thanks for taking the time to check this out. Oh, shoot, I forgot, our leader saw you twice in concert and loves you guys, he has all your music on his iPhone and has some old vinyl, cassettes and CD's. But he will need a new iPhone so you can keep an eye on him and let him know when he is officially a @U2 member so he can vote on @U2 business. That sounds reasonable, doesn't it? We look forward to setting up our meeting. The "boyz"

foolmeonce007's tweet photo. Dear @U2, @OfficialBono The boyz and me would like to meet at one of your mansions to discuss me and the boyz joining the band. I have heard that you are concerned there is not enough "equity" in the world, so I thought you could divide some of your equity with me and my boyz.

We'll only ask for a cell phone (no data limitations, please paid by @U2 ) for each of us and about $2000 per month per person after we force (are allowed) in.

Security won't be able to deter us and we can enter without restriction; come and go as we please. We may need to hop over the castle walls but we will, without impunity. We look forward to your warm reception. Perhaps we could dig under the castle moat if the castle walls are too steep. What do you think? Maybe you could give us a fist bump when we get there.

Oh, we will be staying with one of you at all times. Don't worry about the friends I invite, they'll only be bringing fentanyl, not any hard core stuff. If we are low on cash, we will hock some of your equipment so we can fund our lifestyle. We may need to steal a few things as well, but you will understand, in the name of equity. We are hoping that we will be able to move up in the organization and earn more money and when we do we will give the @U2 welfare back to you.

Our gang will keep the peace at the @U2 mansion. There may some folks that come in that we will need to introduce you to, so keep your head on a swivel.

If you are frustrated with any of us, please don't push us, because one of us may confront you and let you know that we have every right to be at the @U2 mansion and share in the spoils of @U2 success.

By the way, if we get a little messy and break things, don't be too mad because we are oppressed and we solely seek freedom. We know you will understand.

Additionally, when one of the boys OD's, the cost of the medical care will be paid by @U2 and when one of our babes has a kid, @U2 will fund it without limitation and @U2 will pay each of the kids around $1,200 per month until they are adults.

Oh, I forgot, we will not contribute a thing to @U2 but we will still expect our cut, unless you give us a promotion. Even when President Trump returns to office, we expect these same benefits. I know that Paul said President Trump is a "dictator." We can discuss at our first meeting.

Please don't go authoritarian on us and keep us out, despite all you know about us. Freedom without any consequences is what we all want. Thanks for taking the time to check this out.

Oh, shoot, I forgot, our leader saw you twice in concert and loves you guys, he has all your music on his iPhone and has some old vinyl, cassettes and CD's. But he will need a new iPhone so you can keep an eye on him and let him know when he is officially a @U2 member so he can vote on @U2 business. That sounds reasonable, doesn't it?

We look forward to setting up our meeting. The "boyz"

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