The High Chef

To bake or get baked, that is the question

[The High Chef @foolofasuf]

@KrazyBiscuit Well that's an exaggeration

[The High Chef @foolofasuf]

Electronics and cars constantly underlive their warranties due to humidity.

[Shruti H Chaturvedii 🇮🇳 @shrutih29]

View and all theek hai, but I don't recommend taking a sea-facing home at all. It's super difficult to maintain the furniture, food rots within an hour, drying clothes takes days, walls damp...

Resort chale jaya karo sea view ke liye once in a while, ghar theek jagah par lo.

[The High Chef @foolofasuf]

@KrazyBiscuit @Z_yklon He had a higher calling to get back to

[The High Chef @foolofasuf]

Canada is the promised land!

[The High Chef @foolofasuf]

@KrazyBiscuit @hydroneil 😂😂😂 Why are they so close to each other? Is this supposed to be a group activity? Does the sun not like loner sunners?

[The High Chef @foolofasuf]

Not saying I believe in it, definitely sounds like insanity. But how do you *know* unless you try it?

[New York Post @nypost]

'Perineum sunning' is latest insanity wellness influencers swear by https://t.co/AiHa6jxKeH

[T-pain au chocolat @itssynecdoche]

While we sit around making jokes about how we can't help people in a medical emergency in a flight, I have a friend (@dhirkid) who actually teaches emergency response procedures.

The next one is in #Mumbai on Dec 13.

Here are the details - https://t.co/F7J1XNeD7g

[The High Chef @foolofasuf]

Paying unnecessary penalties and spending wayy more time on it than you should, despite having CAs on the job. #FTFY

[Viraj Sheth @viraj_sheth]

Anyone starting a startup in India, please educate yourself about TDS and GST filings.

Most young entrepreneurs go through the pain of paying unnecessary penalties.

Been there, experienced that.

[The High Chef @foolofasuf]

So you scam students and then punish them for falling for the scam? Why not?

[Caroline Orr Bueno, Ph.D @RVAwonk]

ICE set up a fake university, recruited hundreds of foreign-born students, made them pay tuition, staffed the school w/ undercover agents, then revealed it was all fake — at which point they revoked the students’ visas & detained about 250 of them.

WHAT?!
https://t.co/mEPp5iPkSe

[The High Chef @foolofasuf]

Ahh Twitter, this is why I love-hate you.
A simple discussion turns into self-righteous mud-slinging war of words.

Or if I'm doing this right - ...turns into a sanctimonious disparagement conflict of comments

[The High Chef @foolofasuf]

@itssynecdoche All we can do is keep trying, right?

[The High Chef @foolofasuf]

@itssynecdoche Absolutely spot on with that last line. Clearly the 'different species' argument dictates the way men see women. There's a certain amount of unlearning that one goes through in the early years of cross-sex interactions before being able to treat everyone the same.

[The High Chef @foolofasuf]

@itssynecdoche Also, curious... What were you thinking of?

[The High Chef @foolofasuf]

@itssynecdoche Ummm yeah. Partially guilty. Though wasn't speaking for anyone else here.

[The High Chef @foolofasuf]

@itssynecdoche Absolutely. Was in fact my point. Just because it hasn't worked for someone, doesn't mean it can't happen.

[The High Chef @foolofasuf]

@KrazyBiscuit @ShivAroor Or the 'justice' can be farty ⚖️

[Taarini @TaariniNB]

These 2 adorable kittens are up for adoption. Their mother is ready to be sterlised & will be taken in for surgery soon. They're currently extremely unsafe on the streets. Give these 2 bundles of sibling joy a loving home & a chance at a comfortable life? #Mumbai #AdoptDontShop

[The High Chef @foolofasuf]

I don't think I'm ever going to sleep peacefully ever again. This kid is what true horrors are made of