Springy Foop! 🐣 🌷 🌭 🍃

everything good starts w a C - cello, cats, cheeseburgers, creativity, coffee, chocolate, Chelsea FC...

[Springy Foop! 🐣 🌷 🌭 🍃 @fooperdoop]

A Bloody Mary is basically a salad

[Noorie @Nurapost]

Don't host a World Cup if you don't want people to come to your country.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Being part of a generation that was told “Wikipedia is not a source” makes it genuinely baffling to me that jobs are now telling people to just use ChatGPT for everything.

[Commie Trucker @commie_trucker]

We need to demolish Data Centers and plant forests on golf courses.

[iyan @czechwun]

no such thing as too many artists humans are natural creators!

[Alice Mills @millsalice144]

I keep buying leeks because I have too many potatoes. Then I keep buying more potatoes because I have too many leeks. It's a vichyssoise cycle.

[Springy Foop! 🐣 🌷 🌭 🍃 @fooperdoop]

My sexuality is whatever the Las Vegas sphere is at this very moment

[Pope Leo XIV @Pontifex]

Woe to those who manipulate religion and the very name of God for their own military, economic, and political gain, dragging that which is sacred into darkness and filth. #ApostolicJourney #Cameroon https://t.co/bKteFZ3iWE

[Rev. Benjamin Cremer @Brcremer]

If our Christianity causes us to defend the president rather than the poor, the powerless, the sick, the hungry, the homeless, and the immigrant, that’s when we know we are following someone other than Jesus.

[April Ajoy @aprilajoyr]

Conservative Christians desperately want the church involved in politics until it's the Catholic church calling out their violent wars.

[Adnan Hussain MP @AdnanHussainMP]

Blessed are the peacemakers.

[anya @anyaxmar]

it’s almost as if many hungarians voted for the guy they don’t totally agree with to keep an absolute lunatic out of power. hmmm what a concept

[snorling @sheanorling]

“the pope is weak on crime” is a top-5 funniest thing any politician has said ever in history

[John Fugelsang @JohnFugelsang]

Being mad that the Pope won't endorse your war is like being mad that your doctor won't endorse your cocaine habit.

[Andrea Junker @Strandjunker]

If you hate Pope Leo because he is too “liberal”, I have some very bad news for you about Jesus.

[Frank Place 🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @BotFinderUK]

Imagine crying for Brexit for years, then when you get Brexit you just fk off to Dubai anyway, then spend all day in Dubai moaning about how crap Brexit Britain is.
That takes a special kind of wanker

[Your Comrade drlearnalot @DrLearnALot]

Teachers are more important than billionaires.

[parks @parkersity_9]

twitter is Iike the smoking area for social media

[Springy Foop! 🐣 🌷 🌭 🍃 @fooperdoop]

@AuthorGFAllen Hello Claire Keegan

[dhwani @dhwanisaraiya_]

I was on the train sitting next to an old lady and SHE spent our journey on her phone while I sat there READING!!! WELL WELL WELL

[Steve Mudflap McGrew’s REMASCULATE podcast @REMASCULATE]

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